Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Lymph Node Boredom Lymph Node Jokes What do you call a lymph node that’s always on the go? A “running lymph.” Why did the lymph node cross the road? To get to the adenoid. Basic Dad Joke What’s a lymph...
Dad Jokes That Can’t Be Heart-ed Arterial Antics Why did the left artery break up with the right artery? Because there was a clot between them! Why did the ugly artery get a glow-up? Because it had a bypass surgery! Lymph Node or Christmas Pun-ishment What do...
Get Ready for a Dad Joke Extravaganza! The Expanse: Dad Joke Edition Why did the Belter refuse to buy the razor? Because he couldn’t find a razor that was “s” rated. Why should you never give Holden a mushroom? Because he’ll just spore-gate...
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Knee-Slappers Liturgical Minister Jokes: What do you call a liturgical minister who’s always late? A late minister. Why did the liturgical minister get fired? Because they couldn’t keep up with the prayers. Parenting Puns:...
Come Hither, Science and Silliness Seekers! Science Dad Joke: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Science-Hip Dad Joke: What do you call a scientist who studies hippos? A hipp-ologist! Lymph Node Pun: What do you call a swollen...