What Not to Say When You’re Ticked Off Bad Dad Joke: What do you call a tick that can’t decide whether to go to the park or the beach? A beach tick! Urban Dad Joke: Why did the tick quit his job as a crossing guard? Because he didn’t want to tick...
Are You Miranda-ous Enough for These Dad Jokes? Miranda Joke Why did Miranda leave the Miranda Rights rally? Because she couldn’t handle the silence. Miranda and Politically Incorrect Joke What did Miranda say when she was asked to debate Al Gore?...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Norm-Defying Laughs Relationship Norm-Defying Dad Jokes Why did the girlfriend call her boyfriend “vacuum cleaner”? Because he sucked her right in! What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A boyfriend...
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes (in a Good Way) Casual Dining Dad Jokes: Why did the dad take his family to a casual dining restaurant? Because it was the “least formal” thing he could do. What do you call a casual dining restaurant that...
Bikini Dad Jokes: For the Gen-Xers and Everyone Else Bikini Jokes: Why did the bikini get arrested? Because it was being a little too revealing! What do you call a bikini that’s too small? A “cropkini”! Gen-X Bikini Joke: Why did the Gen-Xers wear...
