Dad Jokes: The Quirkiest Collection You’ll Encounter Futurama Dad Jokes Why did Bender get lost in space? Because he followed the sun like an idiot! What do you call a Futurama character who’s always lying? A No Cap’n! Puns What do you call a large...
Welcome to the Dad Joke Emporium: Where Ba’al Torah Takes Center Stage If you’ve ever wondered why Ba’al Torah got arrested, it’s because he was driving under Leviticus. And when he was finally apprehended, he exclaimed, “The Man’s...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Dad Joke About Larissa: Why does Larissa have a pet snail? Because she loves having a little slug-a-bed! Dad Joke About Larissa and Bet: What do you call Larissa and Bet when they’re riding in a car? Twits on a...
Dad Joke Bonanza: A Handyman’s Guide to Laughter Home Maintenance Mishaps Why did the homeowner use a hammer to fix a leaky faucet? Because he didn’t have the pliers to do it! How do you fix a square hole in the wall? With a square peg, of course!...
Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes That Will Make You Banana-Nana! Banana Jokes: What do you call a banana that’s been in the sun too long? A banana split! Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! Banana and Sip Joke: Why did the...
