Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sneeze with Laughter Hydrophobia: Fear of Water Why was the water afraid of the dad joke? Because it was about to make a splash! What do you call a dad joke that’s afraid of water? A hydrophobic pun! Wordplay Wonders Alveoli: Never...
Hold Your Sides: Dad Jokes Galore! Polygyny Jokes Why did the polygamist accuse his wife of lying? Because she had four of his stories straight! Historical Humor: In ancient Egypt, Pharaohs had multiple wives because they believed in the pyramid system. Pun Jokes What...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Say, “I’m So Done” Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith attack Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their Atlantis-hands on some ZPMs! What do you call a Stargate that can only dial Earth? A homestead gate!...
Dad Jokes: A Bonanza for Your Funny Bone EMT-astic Dad Jokes Why are EMTs so good at solving puzzles? Because they’re trained to handle emergencies. Why did the EMT get fired? Because he had too much Rizz. Punny Hyperion and November 16th Jokes What do you call...
The Dad Joke Emporium: Thyroid Edition Thyroid Jokes What do you call a thyroid that’s always on the go? A hyper-active-roid! What’s the difference between a thyroid and a centipede? One has an under-active-roid, and the other has a hundred-active-pedes!...
