Brace Yourselves for the Ultimate Dad Joke Bonanza! Philanthropist Jokes Why did the philanthropist get arrested? Because he dipped out of the soup kitchen! What do you call a philanthropist who disappears when he’s needed? A “dip-out!”...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Holy Dad Jokes about Religious Leadership Why did the priest get a cold? Because he was always in the a-men section! What do you call a priest who’s always bummer? A reverend bummer! Dad Jokes about Mercury How do you weigh...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Aichmophobia, Needles, and Bae Why did the aichmophobic person refuse to get a piercing? Because they were afraid of the point. What do you call a bae who’s afraid of needles? A bae-sic. Glorious Salivary Gland or...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Documentary dad jokes Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t follow the map! What do you call a documentary about hipsters? Brokeumentary. Callisto or November 17th pun joke What do you call a frozen lake...
Are You Ready to Laugh? Get ready for a dose of dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously! Dad Jokes about Plains What do you call a plain that’s always late? A procrastin-ation-nation! Why did the tech nerd move to the plains? To get his...
