Dad Jokes from the Outer Limits Why did the alien from The Outer Limits get lost in Ohio? Because he took the wrong “warp” route. What’s the difference between Gums and November 1st? One is something you chew, and the other is something you boo....
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Shih Tzu Shih Tzu Dad Jokes Why did the Shih Tzu go to the park? To bark-our at the squirrels! Why did the Shih Tzu cross the road? To get to the fur side. On God Shih Tzu Dad Jokes What do you call a Shih Tzu that swears by God?...
Prepare Yourself for a Dad Joke Bonanza Dione-licious Dad Jokes Why did Dione get lost on its way to Saturn? Because it took a wrong MOON! What do you call Dione when it gets a makeover? A GLOW-up! Phobos-tastic Pun or November 1st What do Phobos and November 1st have...
Get Ready for the Dadliest Dad Jokes Ever! Dad Joke #1: European Council President – What do you call a European Council President with a bad memory? – Charles Michel-leaks! Dad Joke #2: European Council President (Gassing You Up) – Why did the...
Seed-ing Some Smiles: Dad Jokes and More Seed Jokes What do you call a seed that’s always in trouble? A bad seed! Why did the brat get into trouble with the seeds? She threw a temper tantrum! Plant-astic Puns Why was the November 1st celebration a huge flop?...
