Dad Jokes: All Bark, Some Giggles Bulldog Bonanza Why did the bulldog cross the road? To get to the other “bull”-ding! What do you call a bulldog who’s always happy? A “gyat”-ologist! Salivary and November Shenanigans What do you get when...
Sweet and Sticky Dad Jokes Maple Syrup Shenanigans Why are maple syrup collectors always armed? Because they’re tapped into the syrup business! Ohio and Maple Madness What do you call a maple syrup tree in Ohio? A Buckeye-slick! Punning Perfection What do you...
Puns and Knockers: Lobster-licious Dad Jokes Dad Joke About Lobster What do you call a lobster with no claws? Shell-less! Dad Joke About Lobster and On God What does a lobster say when it swears? On cod! Pun Joke About Oil Glands Why did the oil gland get a speeding...
DAD JOKES: A DOSE OF “NOT-SO-BAD” AND HILARIOUS WIT Dad Jokes about Home Decor Why did the painter get fired from the house painting job? Because he was always making brush-offs. I’m thinking of painting my house orange and pink. That way, it will be...
Float Not in Dad Joke Waters! Bored at the dock? Let’s get you out on the river, and we’ll float not down the river, but down memory lane… with Dad jokes! Rafting Dad Jokes Why did the rafter get sick? Because he was upchucking the river! What do you...