Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good (and Some That Are Just Bad) Dad Jokes about Babes Why did the baby get a timeout? Because it kept crawling away! What do you call a baby who’s always taking pills? A chill pill! Pun Joke What’s the difference between...
Have a Laugh: The Best and Worst Dad Jokes About Gun Control and More Gun Control Jokes Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a gun that’s always in control? A firearm that doesn’t shoot...
Dad Jokes: A Canvas of Cringe and Chuckles Painting Pun-ishment What’s the worst thing about being a painter? – The brush with death. Sus-picious Paint Why was the painter arrested? – Because he was painting in a suspicious manner. Bladdered Pun What...
Dad Jokes: The Soup Kitchen of Humor Soup Jokes: Why did the soup run away from the spoon? Because it was afraid of being eaten! What do you call soup that’s always on the run? Alphabet soup! Gen Alpha Soup Joke: Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like soup? Because...
Waves of Dad Jokes: From Surfing to Pun-derful Surfing Dad Jokes Why did the surfer quit his job? Because he wanted to catch some more waves! What do you call a surfer who’s always lowkey? A mellow rider. Kidney/November 28th Puns What do you call a kidney...
