Dad Jokes: A Federal Farce Let’s Talk Government! Why did the president go to the bank? To withdraw his troops. What do you call a federal agent who doesn’t like the printed word? A politically incorrect pentagon. Musical Mishaps Why was Styx’s...
Prepare Yourself for a Shower of Dad Jokes Ablutophobia: The Fear of Bathing Why did the ablutophobe refuse to go under the shower? Because they were afraid to get a wash-out! What did the DEI officer say to the ablutophobe? “Diversity, Equity, and...
Calling All Pun-derful Android Aficionados! Dad Joke Alert: Android Edition A Droid Joke Why did the Android get lost in the forest? Because someone turned off its GPS! Yo Momma Joke Yo momma is so old, she remembers when Android was called “Dinner.” A...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Work, Puns, and Knock-Knock Work-Related Dad Joke Why did the employee get promoted to manager? Because they were outstanding in the field! OK Boomer Dad Joke What do you call a millennial who refuses to work overtime? An...
Dad Jokes That Only Cantor Lovers Will Get Cantor Jokes Why did Cantor cross the road? To get to the Cantor set on the other side! What do you call a Cantor set that’s always on the go? A Cantor function! Cantor Jokes for Boomers What do you call a Cantor set...
