Dad Jokes: For the Fearless and Funny Ophidiophobia: Fear of Snakes Why was the snake afraid of the rope? Because it thought it was a noodle! What do you call a snake in a top hat? A charmer! Whatever What do you call a snake that loves to eat? A constrictor!...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pluto-ly Awful Pluto Jokes What do you call a planet that’s super small? A plu-tiny planet! Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it was too sus! Palate/20th October Pun What do you call a roof...
Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning Goodness Food Follies Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Millennial Munchies Why are millennials addicted to avocados? Because they’re extra...
Calling all Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Brace Yourselves for the Ultimate Laughter Feast! Dad Jokes about Math: A Mathematical Misadventure What do you call a dad who loves to crack math jokes? A square root! Why was the math book looking so sad? Because of all its...
Dad Jokes: Barking Up the Wrong Tree Australian Shepherd Jokes: Why did the Australian Shepherd run away from home? Because he was bored of having the wool pulled over his eyes. What do you call an Australian Shepherd with cool beans? A chilled-out canine. Puns: What...
