Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (or Not) Tethys, the Not-So-Politically-Correct Titaness Why did Tethys get kicked out of the Oceanus pool club? Because she was “too wavey!” What did Tethys shout at her ex-husband, Oceanus? “I sea you!”...
Saturn-ly Spectacular Dad Jokes Spacey Saturn Shenanigans Q: What did Saturn say to his belt? A: I’m wearing my pants around the universe! DEI-lightful Saturn Q: Why is Saturn a champion of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion)? A: Because it has rings that...
Dive into Laugh-Worthy Dad Jokes: A Cannonball Splash of Humor Swim-tacular Jokes What do you call a swimmer who’s always getting lost? A buoy-ant! Why did the swimmer hit the wall? To do a backstroke! Hitting Different Jokes What’s the difference between...
Dad Jokes for Mountain Lovers Mountaineering Dad Joke: Why did the mountaineer wrap his car in ropes? … So he could go off-roping! Mountaineering Yo Mamma Joke: Yo mamma’s so heavy, even the mountains have to use ropes to hold her up! Pun Joke: What do you...
Pun-tastic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Adrenaline-ize! Adrenal Glands: The Fight or Flight Response What do you call an Adrenal gland that’s always shouting? A yell-ine! What do you get when an Adrenal gland goes on a road trip? A Cortisone up! OK Boomer and...
