Dad Jokes Galore That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Candy Jokes: Why did the candy bar get lost? Because it went down the wrong path! What do you call a candy that’s always cool? A chill-axed candy bar. Epiglottis Joke: What does the epiglottis do when...
Freediving Dad Jokes Freediving: – What do you call a freediver with no equipment? A bottom feeder! Veg Out: – What do you call a freediver who loves vegetables? A bottom-feeder vegetarian! Hair Follicles: – Why did the freediver get a haircut? To...
Dad Jokes: The Holy of Holies Pope-ular Jokes What do you call a Pope who loves to dance? A hip-hop pontiff! Why did the Pope get a new throne? Because his old one was totally un-holy! Diabolical Puns What do you call a martian who’s always angry?...
Dad Jokes that Will Make You Cry with Laughter (or Shame) Hypothalamus Humor What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always hot? A thermo-head! Why did the hypothalamus join Wicked? Because it wanted to be part of the ElphaBA crew! Pun-derful Puns Why was the...
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You “Python” with Laughter Section 1: Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes “What do you call a snake that’s always getting lost? A ‘lost snake!” “Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other...
