Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Dad Joke 1: Navy What do you call a Navy sailor who’s always getting lost? A sea-riously confused seaman! Dad Joke 2: Navy and Scoot What do you call a Navy sailor who’s always scooting around on a scooter? A...
Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ride Through Fear and Laughter Amaxophobia: Fear of Riding in a Car What do you call someone with amaxophobia? A car-diac! Why are people with amaxophobia afraid of squares? Because they’re afraid of driving in a square! Pun Joke What do...
Digging Up the Funniest Dad Jokes Ever! Dad Jokes about Rebbe “What do you call Rebbe when he’s nervous? A fidget spinner!” “Why couldn’t Rebbe stay on the phone? Because he kept dropping the call!” Dad Jokes related to “Catch...
Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Slutty Girl Jokes Why did the slutty girl cross the road? To get to the other side…of the mattress! What do you call a slutty girl who loves fruit? Peachy the Skeezy! Pun Jokes What do you call a blood vessel...
Headline: Dad Jokes: Ready for a Side-Splitting Harvest? Salad Days Why did the lettuce get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the dressing. Why did the grunge band salad sing so loudly? Because they were rockin’ the “house...