Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Parathyroid Not-So-Hot Dad Jokes Parathyroid Joke: Why don’t parathyroid glands like smartphones? Because they can’t stay connected! Parathyroid and Turnt Joke: Why did the parathyroid gland get arrested? For being too...
Dad Jokes: A Masterful Blend of Humor and Bad Puns Vervet-ing Jokes Why did the Vervet prefer to use the BASIC programming language? Because it was very itchy! What do you call a Vervet that’s always on the brink of evolution? A Vervet-on-the-verge!...
Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: A Fear-some Collection! Agoraphobic Antics What do you call someone who’s afraid of open spaces? Claustrophobic in reverse! Why did the agoraphobic adult stay home? Because adulthood is too crowd-tastic! Kidney-bending Puns What do you...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Weimaraner Dad Jokes about Weimaraners: Why did the Weimaraner get lost? Because he didn’t know his way home… gray. What do you call a Weimaraner in a squad? A tail-squad. Pun Jokes: What do you call a dentist with...
Dad Jokes for the Politically Inclined Lieutenant Governor Jokes Why did the Lieutenant Governor lose his job? Because he couldn’t handle the pressure! What do you call a Lieutenant Governor who’s always worried about missing out? FOMO (Fear Of Missing...