Dad Jokes: The Eggcellent Edition Eggscellent Egg Jokes What do you call an egg that’s been in the sun too long? A sunny-side up egg! Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up! Politically Incorrect Egg Humor What do you call a...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kidney Stones Hobbies Why did the painter get arrested? He was caught drawing attention to himself! Why is a stamp collector obsessed with DEI? Because they love diversity in their collection! Puns What do you call a kidney...
Golden Dad Jokes and Puns Golden Retriever Dad Joke: Why did the Golden Retriever get lost? Because he didn’t use his paws-itive GPS! Golden Retriever Yo Mamma Dad Joke: Yo momma’s so hairy, she looks like a Golden Retriever! Jupiter Pun: What do you call...
Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Hilarious Bushbaby Bonanza Why did the bushbaby get lost in the jungle? Because it didn’t have its GPS…baby! Bushbaby to OK Boomer: “Hey, boomer! You’re so old, your birth certificate says...
Prepare for a Laughter Outbreak: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan, Laugh, and Cringe Androphobia: Fear of Men Why are men so scared of spiders? Because they have eight legs and a hairy back. How do you cure a boomer who’s afraid of men? Give them a pension....
