Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Chuckle) Phobos-tastic Puns: What do you call Phobos when it’s feeling angry? An “irate potato.” Historical Humor: “Phobos has a habit of making his enemies ‘Mars-upial.'”...
Prepare Yourself for a Dad Joke Bonanza Dione-licious Dad Jokes Why did Dione get lost on its way to Saturn? Because it took a wrong MOON! What do you call Dione when it gets a makeover? A GLOW-up! Phobos-tastic Pun or November 1st What do Phobos and November 1st have...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go “Ugh” (or LOL) Diplomat Dad Jokes What do you call a diplomat who’s always late? A procrastinator at large! Why did the diplomat get arrested? For being a simp for international relations! Phobos or October 31st Pun...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl Chimpanzee Jokes Why did the chimpanzee cross the road? To get to the other s-wing! What do you call a chimpanzee that can’t be seen? Outta sight-panzee! Phobos Joke Why is Phobos so scared? Because Mars has him under its spell!...
For the Sake of Greatness: A Dad Joke Anthology Phobos, the Fearless Why did Phobos get lost? Because he couldn’t find Mars! On God, Phobos is so cool, he’s the coolest satellite in the solar system! Pho-real! A Touch of Astronomy and Puns What do you call...
