Uranus: The Dad Joke of Planets Uranus Joke about Space and Time Why is Uranus so far from Earth? Because it’s a long way to Uranus! Uranus Joke about Adulting What do you call an adult who loves astronomy? A urinarian! Kidney Pun Why did the kidney get lost?...
Shrimply Irresistible Dad Jokes Shrimp Jokes What do you call a shrimp that’s always at the end of the line? A tail-ender! Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide! Shrimp in Ohio What’s the difference between a shrimp and an Ohioan?...
Pepper Jokes: Dad Jokes for the Ages What do you call a pepper that’s always in trouble? A hot mess! Historical Pepper Pun: What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware with a load of black pepper? “I cannot tell a lie, I’ve got my...
Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest of Comedies Fantasist Jokes Why did the fantasist get lost? Because he kept taking imaginary paths. A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any fantasies?” The bartender says, “We have all kinds: light,...
Dad Joke Extravaganza: Landscaping, Puns, and Knock-Knocks for the Amusement of All Groundbreaking Dad Jokes Why did the landscaper get fired? Because he couldn’t cut it! What do you call a landscaper who’s always getting into trouble? A wild mow!...
