Dad Jokes: The Mercury and Beyond Mercury Jokes: What do you call Mercury when it’s on the run? A speedy planet! Why did Mercury use an umbrella? To avoid getting sun-burnt! Glow-up Jokes: What do you call Mercury after it’s had a glow-up? A radiant...
Oh, Daddy Jokes! Do you know what a Liturgical Minister is? It’s a lay person who assists in the celebration of Mass. Like the guy who gets in the way of the priest’s shadow. And why did the Liturgical Minister cross the road? To assist the priests in the...
Pop culture pandemonium with puns, jokes, and political punchlines! Prepare your eardrums for a barrage of dad jokes so bad, they’ll make you groan and laugh simultaneously. Get ready to have your popsocket sockets tickled with these hilarious quips! Dad Joke...
Dad Jokes: Unix-pectedly Hilarious Unix Dad Jokes: Why did the Unix user get lost? Because he didn’t know where to cd. What do you call a Unix user who’s always getting into trouble? A shell-shocked user. Gyat and Unix Dad Jokes: Why couldn’t the...
Dad Jokes that are Lasagna-tastic and Beyond! Lasagna Jokes What do you call a lasagna that’s too spicy? A “lava-gna!” What do you get when you combine a snack with lasagna? A “lasagna sandwich!” Punny Jokes What do you call a planet...
