Take Flight with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Soar High Why did the pilot land his plane in the middle of the highway? Because he wanted to do a runway! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A ground vehicle! Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pilot and a dummy? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Esophagus Dad…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Esophagus Dad Jokes about Sport “Why was the golfer’s score so high? Because he was playing with a chip on his shoulder!” Redneck Sport Joke “Y’all know why Bubba can’t play baseball? ‘Cause he keeps stepping on the catcher’s mitt!” Esophageal-themed Pun “What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Edition Why did the bachelor with gamophobia get married? Because he found a wife who cured his fears… after she said “I do.” What’s the first thing a man with gamophobia says when he’s proposing? “Don’t hold me to this.” Yo Mamma Gamophobia Yo […]
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Dad Jokes for Techies iPhone Jokes Why did the iPhone get a cold? Because it was sneezing apples! What do you call an iPhone that’s always calling? A phone-a-holic. iPhone and Square Jokes What do you call an iPhone that uses Square? A credit-card-carrying phone. Why did the iPhone and the Square get married? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stargate Edition Dad Joke about Stargate SG-1: Why did Jack O’Neill always keep a mirror in his pocket? So he could always check his gate! Dad Joke about Stargate SG-1 and “Catch You on the Flip Side”: What did Teal’c say when he left the mirror dimension? “Catch you on the flip […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Amusement Connoisseurs Blues Jokes Why did the blues musician get lost? Because he had a bad case of “key-nesia.” What do you call a blues band with no instruments? A cappella. Tubular Jokes Why did the plumber get a job at a music store? To play the tubular bells. Pun […]
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Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Holy Guacamole! Religious Orders What do you call a nun who’s always on the go? A runaway bride of Christ! What do you call a cool bean monk? A Holy frijol! Titania or November 3rd Puns What do you call a princess made of metal? Titania (titanium) Why are birthdays in November so […]
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Tortoiseshell Times: Dad Jokes Unleashed! The Tortoise and the Hairbrush Why did the tortoise run away from the hairbrush? Because it wanted to keep its shell straight! Tortoise Tech Why did the hacker tortoise get banned from the computer lab? Because it kept making “shell” accounts! Proteus Paradox What do you call a Proteus who […]
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The Ultimate Dad Jokes for the Canine Enthusiast German Shepherd Shenanigans “Why did the German Shepherd cross the road?” “To herd the cars to the other side!” “What do you call a German Shepherd who’s always getting into trouble?” “A pawful!” Parenting Puns “Why was the baby German Shepherd so tired?” “Because he was up […]
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Don’t Float Away with These Buoy-tiful Dad Jokes! Boating Jokes How do boats say “hello”? They wave! Why did the boat get a speeding ticket? Because it was going overboard! Boating and Car Jokes What do you call a boat that can’t sink? A sub-marine sandwich! Why don’t sailboats drive on roads? They get seasick! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Puns, the Groans, and the All-Around Awesomeness Prepare yourself for a wild ride of witty one-liners and groan-worthy puns that are sure to make you laugh or cringe (but mostly laugh). Let’s dive into the hilarious world of dad jokes! Rude Humor: Can You Stomach It? “Why did the scarecrow win an […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Bone-Crackingly Hilarious Scapula: The Bone That’s Always Breaking Dad Jokes Why did the scapula go to the doctor? Because it was feeling down! Why did the scapula get invited to the party? Because it had Skibidi Rizz! Adenoids and November 1st Jokes What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Miranda Division Miranda, Anyone? What do you call a Miranda who can’t make up her mind? An indecisive investigator. Wordplay Wonders Woes Why did Miranda join Wordplay Wonders? Because she wanted to solve puzzles with her magnifying glass! Hyperion Hijinks What do you call Hyperion’s friends? Peers! Miranda’s Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go “Ugh” (or LOL) Diplomat Dad Jokes What do you call a diplomat who’s always late? A procrastinator at large! Why did the diplomat get arrested? For being a simp for international relations! Phobos or October 31st Pun Why was Phobos afraid to visit Earth on Halloween? Because he […]
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