Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Grin Hey folks, get ready for a rollercoaster of silly dad jokes and witty quips that will leave you either rolling your eyes or laughing out loud. Brace yourself for some unique takes on relationships, puns, riddles, and more. Just remember, sometimes the bad ones are the […]
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Animal Rescue Worker Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and…
Animal Rescue Worker Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pawsome Animal Rescue Worker Joke #1: Why did the animal rescue worker get fired? Because he kept taking naps on the catnap couch. Animal Rescue Worker Sip Joke: What do you call an animal rescue worker who loves a good drink? A sip-per hero! […]
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Time to Dad Joke about Altered Carbon! Altered Carbon Dad Joke: Why did the Altered Carbon sleeve have a bad day? Because it got its stacks crossed! Tech Humor Dad Joke: What’s the difference between an Envoy and a Meth? One’s a sleeve you wear, the other’s a sleeve you smoke! Pun Joke: What do […]
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Are You Ready for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes? Dad Joke about Yoga “What do you call a yoga pose that’s too hard for most people?” Answer: A pretzel-ent. Dad Joke about Yoga and Holiday Humor “What’s Santa’s favorite yoga pose?” Answer: The tree pose! Pun Joke about Galatea “Why did Galatea refuse to do yoga […]
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DAD JOKES ALERT! H2-O You Know Any Good Water Jokes? Joke 1: Why did the water not wear a sweater? Because it already had a jacket! Joke 2: What do you call a musical instrument made of water? A sea-phone! BRAIN DRAIN Pun: What do you call a brain that’s been drained? A zombie! October […]
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Flex Your Funny Bone: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Stretch Dad Jokes: Flexibility Training Edition Why did the gymnast get lost? Because she didn’t have her stretch marks! What do you call a flexible person who’s always getting into trouble? A knotty problem! Health and Fitness Dad Joke What do you call a flexible […]
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Dad Jokes: Misophonia, Wordplay Wonders, and Beyond Misophonia Madness Why is misophonia like a bad habit? Because it’s hard to break! Misophonia and Wordplay Wonders have this in common: They can both make your skin crawl! Puns and Knock-Knocks What do you call a moon that’s covered in ice? Enceladus that! What do you call […]
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Are You ‘Dad’ Enough for These Jokes? Tell me a Dad Joke about Evangelist Why did the evangelist cross the road? To spread the good news to the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Evangelist related to Basic Dad Jokes What do you call an evangelist who’s always telling the same old jokes? A […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Hilarious Tales of Lymph Nodes and Beyond Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the maze of cells. Lymph Node and FYP Joke What do you call a lymph node that’s obsessed with TikTok? A FYP-lymph node! Vagina Pun What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cornucopia of Groans Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia go to weddings? To practice abstinence! A man with Gamophobia is like a fish out of water: he’s scared to get baited! Bussin’ Gamophobia Why did the food critic with Gamophobia stay away from fried chicken? Because he was […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Thread and Needle Adventure Embroidery Dad Jokes Why did the embroidery thread get fired? For not minding their own beeswax! Why did the embroidery ghost get ghosted? Because its needle was too sharp! Punny Oil and October Jokes What do you call an oil gland with a bad attitude? A gland-ulently […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Culinary Delight for the Punny Classic Cuisine Conundrums What do you call a chef who’s always checking his vibe? A vibe check-en! What do you get when you cross a croissant with a Vibe Check? A croissant-ial vibe check! Tonsilitis-October Puns Why did the tonsils get kicked out of the choir? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Silly and Sometimes Smart Cookie Jokes What do you call a cookie that’s been in the rain too long? A soggy biscuit! How does a cookie slay? With its killer crunch! Pun Jokes What’s the best thing about near me? The “meow” is closer! Why is October 27th so creepy? […]
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Not-So-Bad Dad Jokes Gamophobia: **Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia avoid churches? Because there are so many weddings there! A redneck with Gamophobia was asked if he ever wanted to get married. He replied, “Nope, I ain’t never met a single woman I’d be willing to share my moonshine with!” Pun-tastic Jokes What […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Funny and Hilariously Bad Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get a raise? Because it was a hard worker! Yo mamma’s so lazy, her lymph nodes are on strike. Skin or October 26th Pun What do you call a dermatologist who likes to show off? A skin-bragging doctor! What’s the difference […]
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