Prepare Your Abs for a Track-tastic Ride of Bad Dad Jokes Dad Jokes on the Rails “Why did the train engineer get fired? Because he couldn’t handle the locomotives!” “What do you call a hip Gen-Zer who rides the rails? A Z-train!” Pun-tastic Saturnalia and October 26th “What planet is afraid of Halloween? Saturn, because […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Chuckle Ministerial…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Chuckle Ministerial Musings Why did the minister cross the road? To get to the other side of the sermon! What do you call a grunge-loving minister? A minister of darkness! Puns for the Advanced What’s the difference between an October 26th and an October 27th? One day […]
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Dad Jokes to Reignite Your Inner Child Get ready to chuckle with these not-so-good and hilariously funny dad jokes! Local Government Guffaws Why did the mayor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way to the capital! Why did the council member resign? Because he was tired of the constant nitpicking! Basic-ly Bad Dad Jokes […]
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Snakes, Jokes, and the Wild World of Dad Humor Hey there, kiddo! Ready for some knee-slapping dad jokes? Get ready to roll your eyes and grin! Fear of Snakes Got Jokes Coming? What do you call a snake that’s always nervous? A “constantly-anxious constrictor!” “My fear of snakes is so bad, I once jumped off […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Nixed Not-So-Good Dad Jokes – Why was the bee a great singer? Because he knew how to use his honey-pipes! Pop Culture Dad Jokes – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know where […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Parish Secretary Edition Parish Secretary Quips “What do you call a Parish Secretary who’s always getting into mischief?” A holy terror! “Why did the Parish Secretary go to the library? To check out the “Book of Psalms.” “What do you call a Parish Secretary who always says ‘Yass’?” A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the So-Bad-They’re-Good Group Marriage Jokes What do you call a group marriage with three people? A thri-some! Why did the group marriage get cold? Because they had a chill out! Liver and October 25th Pun What’s the difference between your liver and October 25th? One is your liver, the other is […]
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Dad-Tastic Delights: Jokes from the Space Odyssey Calling all Stargate SG-1 enthusiasts and dad joke connoisseurs alike! Get ready for some intergalactic punchlines that will have you rolling your eyes and dialing the Stargate. Stargate SG-1 Special What do you call an ancient alien device that’s always full of hotties? A Goa’uld-digger! Why did Teal’c […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Bug You Entomophobia Blues What do you call a person with a fear of bugs? An insect-igator! (Sorry, that was a bummer.) Oil Pun What do oil glands do? They oil be slick! Knock-Knock of Horror Knock, knock. Who’s there? Entomophobia. Entomophobia who? Please open up! I’m too scared to come […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Space Enthusiast Phobos Why is Phobos blushing? Because the sun saw its flat surface! What’s Phobos’s favorite genre of music? Heavy metal! Enceladus or October 23rd What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? An Enceladus! What’s the best day of the year for a space enthusiast? […]
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Dad Jokes: Android and Beyond! Android Jokes Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the other app! What do you call an Android with a broken screen? A crackedroid! Android Car Jokes Why did the Android get pulled over? Because it was texting and driving! What’s an Android’s favorite type of road? […]
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Prepare Your Punny Bones: Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Dad Jokes for Graphic Designers What do you call a graphic designer who always works in black and white? A mono-chrome master! On God, I can’t find my favorite graphic design software. It’s a mystery! Pun-derful Jokes Why did the bladder get so much […]
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Herbology: Dad Jokes for the Seasoned Wit Herbivorism Humor “What do you call a vegetarian who loves oregano?” “Herb-ivore!” Bussin’ with Herbs “Why did the chef add basil to the sauce?” “To make it extra bussin’!” Earthy Puns “What do you call October 22nd?” “Earth Day… backwards!” Knock-Knock with Herbs “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Dill.” […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Trip to Laughter Town Travel Tribulations Why did the tourist get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have a map or a camel. What do you call a tourist who constantly asks for help? A lost cause! Ghosted on the Go Where do ghosted travelers go? To the Lost and […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: An Adventure in Silliness Embark on an adventure of laughter with these side-splitting dad jokes! Adventure Time * What do you call an adventurer who’s always losing their way? A mis-adventurer! Slaying with Bad Jokes * How do adventurers slay dragons? With swords…and some corny jokes! Puns Galore * […]
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