Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Ridiculous, and the Hilariously Funny Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage Why did the anti-marriage activist get arrested? Because he was caught protesting violently! Another Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage related to Chill out What do you call a wedding where the bride is terrified of marriage? […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there,…
Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Forgetful Galatea Jokes Why did Galatea become a sculptor? Because she was always shaping up! I heard that Galatea is getting a new flip phone. Catch you on the flip side! Hair Pun What do you call a hairstyle that’s always on the calendar? A December 22nd […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad Get ready for a corny adventure as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes! Orangutan-cy Why did the orangutan cross the road? * To get to the other jungle gym! Bummer, the orange orangutan walked into a bar: * Bartender: “Why the long face?” * […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-derful Parent Akita Jokes What do you call an Akita that’s always getting into trouble? A paw-litical pup. Tech and Geek Humor Akita Joke Why did the Akita cross the firewall? To get to the other side of the internet! Jupiter and December 21st Pun Joke Why is Jupiter the […]
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Dad Jokes: A Trypophobia Bonanza Trypophobia Tickles Why did the person with trypophobia refuse to buy a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because the holes were staring back! Trypophobia and Entertainment What do you call a movie that gives people with trypophobia the heebie-jeebies? A “Poppin’ Pictures” flick! Earth and December Puns Why was Earth’s first day […]
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Knock Knock: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Knock, Knock Who’s there? Interrupting sheep. Interrupting sheep w- BAAAAA! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing! Stomach Pun What do you call a stomach with a mind of its own? A belly-ache-ist! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock who? […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes: What do you call a vegetable that never stops growing? An ever-growing gourd! What did the politically incorrect gardener say to the activist? “Get off my compost pile!” Oberon/December 19th Pun: Why is Oberon so popular on December 19th? Because it’s the shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-tastic Gallbladder Groaners Why did the gallbladder get removed? Because it was galling the owner! Why did the Gen Z gallbladder get into trouble? It was caught vaping and using slang like “lit” and “woke.” Pun-derful Puns What do you call a voice that’s always stuck in […]
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Dad Jokes for Days Great Dane Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan-Dane! Why are Great Danes so good at politics? Because they’re pros at wagging their tails and barking orders! “Homey” Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane named Homey who loves to […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Slow Food, the Man, and More! What is Slow Food? Slow food is all about taking your time and enjoying the simple pleasures of life. And what could be more enjoyable than a good dad joke? The Slow Food Dad Joke Why was the snail so slow? Because it was carrying its […]
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Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]
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Dad Jokes: A Culinary Adventure Global Cuisine What do you call a lazy Italian chef? A pasta procrastinator. What do you call a cold Mexican? A chili-nator. Pun Jokes What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! Why did December 16th get arrested? Because it stole someone’s calendar. Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why can’t cartilage play hide-and-seek? Because it’s transparent! What’s a cartilage astronaut’s favorite destination? The Milky Way! Funny Anecdote During a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being “completely out of touch.” The other candidate retorted, “What? I’m as in touch as […]
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Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker. Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery. Holiday Humor What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap. Why are […]
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