Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
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The Trachea Treatment: Dad Jokes and Bad Puns Trachea Jokes…
The Trachea Treatment: Dad Jokes and Bad Puns Trachea Jokes Why did the trachea get lost? Because it didn’t know which way to go! What do you call a trachea that’s always complaining? A whiny airway! Wordplay Wonders Why was the trachea feeling down? Because it had a cough, cough. What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Daddy Dog Daycare What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier that loves to play in the backyard? A lawn molar! Gen X-Paw-nation Why did the Gen X Yorkshire Terrier refuse to use social media? Because it didn’t want to be a Paw-some Millenial! Punny December What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Mystery Unraveled Why did the mystery writer escape from prison? Because he wanted to write a “cell”ebration! What do you call a dog that’s always sniffing out clues? A Scoot-ch hound! Rheally Funny Pun What do you call a zebra that can’t make up its mind? Rhea-lly indecisive! […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Priest: An Ordained Minister Who Performs the Sacraments What do you call a priest who always wears a hat? A cardinal! Why was the priest fired? Because he kept baptising people with the wrong wine! Homey the Clown, Associate Why did Homey the Clown get ordained? To perform marriages in a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan and Laugh Automobiles: The Dad Joke Paradise Why did the car get a speeding ticket? Because it was going too fast and furious! What do you call a car that’s always thirsty? A sip-mobile! Punishments and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Necrophobia Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Death. Death who? The grim reaper with a terrible sense of humor! Urban Joke about Necrophobia What do you call a funeral home in a bad neighborhood? A rough casket joint! Umbilicus Pun Why is a baby’s belly button […]
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Welcome to the Pun-derworld of Dad Jokes Strip Club Shenanigans “Why did the stripper get lost? Because she didn’t know how to read her stage map!” “What do you call a radical stripper? A free thinker!” Urethra and December Revelry “Why did the urethra get infected? Because it couldn’t hold its water!” “What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-derful World of Strength Training Humor Strength Training, But Make it Funny “Why did the weightlifter get a trophy? Because he was lifting all the heavy weights!” “What do you call a weightlifter who’s always feeling down? A bummer with dumbbells!” Puns and Charon “What do Charon, the ferryman of the dead, […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Callisto Why did Callisto get lost in the woods? Because it couldn’t see the forest for the Jovian trees! What did Santa say when he visited Callisto? “Ho-ho-ho, I’m here to moon you!” Artery/December 11th Pun Why did the December 11th get arrested? […]
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Dad’s Day Out: Cheesy Jokes and Groan-Worthy Laughs Comfort Food Conundrums “Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it went to the wrong stalk!” “My kid loves mashed potatoes. I guess you could say she’s a ‘real potato masher’!” Punny Posterior Puns “Why did the musician poop in the back seat of a car? Because […]
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Knock Yer Socks Off Dad Jokes for Sci-Fi Geeks and Punsters Puns with a Stargate Twist What do you call an alien with a bad attitude? A Stargate grouch. What do you get when you combine a car and Stargate Atlantis? A driven Wraith. Groan-Worthy Alveoli and December 11th Puns What do you call tiny […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good! Dad Joke: Waqf Administrator Edition Why did the waqf administrator cross the road? To manage the endowments he oversees! Naughty Waqf Administrator Joke What do you call a waqf administrator who always gets into trouble? A misconduct endowment manager! Pancreas Pun What do you call a […]
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Holy Cow, Let’s Crack Some Dad Jokes! No matter how old you are, dad jokes never get old. Here’s a collection of some groan-worthy and knee-slapping quips that will make you question your sanity. Priest-ly Puns Why did the priest cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What do you call a priest […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter (Or Groan) Regional President or Governor Jokes Biden: “What do you call a president who can’t dance? A Joe-ker!” Gavin Newsom: “Why did Gavin Newsom ban fireworks? Because he’s the ultimate ‘fire starter’.” Bussin’ Dad Jokes Bussin’ Biden: “Why did Biden take his grandkids on a […]
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