Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Parish Office Shenanigans Parish Secretary Punchlines Why are parish secretaries so good at multi-tasking? Because they can run a copier, answer the phone, and give a sermon all at the same time! What do you call a millennial parish secretary? A social media evangelist! Gallbladder and December […]
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Laugh Your Tail Off: Weather-Themed Dad Jokes for the Modern…
Laugh Your Tail Off: Weather-Themed Dad Jokes for the Modern Reader Dad Jokes about Weather: What do you call a snowstorm that smells like carrots? An ice burg. Why did the weatherman get fired? Because he could never predict the future perfectly. Dad Jokes about Weather-Related FOMO: How do you know when a storm is […]
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Dive into the Realm of Dad Jokes: Archbishop, Shade, and a Touch of Randomness Archbishop Jokes: 1. What do you call an archbishop with no shade? A barefaced liar! 2. Why did the archbishop go to the hardware store? To get a new arch-support! Iapetus-December 8th Pun: 3. What do you get when you cross […]
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Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Laughs Regional Cuisine Classics What do you call a pizza in Maine? A “lobster roll!” Why is Texas barbecue so fast? Because it’s a “quick draw!” Goals in a Tasty Pun What do you call a vegan with a goal of eating more meat? A “herbivore in training!” Rectum and […]
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Cardinal Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Laughter and Groans Cardinal Joke What do you call a cardinal who loves to gamble? A poker-faced pontiff! Cardinal-Dude Joke What do you call a cardinal who’s really cool? A dude with a habit! Bone/December 8th Pun Why did the skeleton get arrested on December 8th? Because it stole […]
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Dad Jokes that are as Bad as Capillaries! Capillary Dad Joke 1 Why don’t capillaries play basketball? Because they’re too small to pass the ball! Capillary Dad Joke 2: Whatever Edition What do you call a capillary that doesn’t care about anything? A “whatever” capillary! Oberon/December 8th Pun Joke Why was Oberon so happy on […]
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Dad Jokes for the Green-Thumbed and Gen Alpha Gardening Dad Jokes Why did the gardener plant a fake rose bush? To fool all the neigh-bulbs! What do you call a kid who loves to pull weeds? A little sprout-master! Gen Alpha Gardening Jokes Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like gardening? > Because they’re too busy […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Rap-Related Dad Jokes Why did the rapper get lost? Because he didn’t know where the beats were! What do you call a rapper who’s always rhyming? A rhyme-stone! Bae-Related Jokes Why did Bae leave the rap concert? Because it was too bae-sic! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Buckle up, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will leave you scratching your head and wondering, “What did I just read?” Ski Jokes Why did the skier go to the doctor? Because he broke his ice-olation! What do you call a skier who can’t turn? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Chinese Takeout Chinese Dad Jokes Why did the Chinese man get lost in New York? Because he couldn’t Wei-Fi. What do you call a Chinese man with no legs? Wai Qi (why-chee). Classic Dad Jokes about Chinese What do you call a Chinese guy who drives a Porsche? Mai Tai (my-tie). What […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Larissa Edition Yo, fellow pun-derful folks! Get ready for a rib-tickling journey with these not-so-bad and totally hilarious dad jokes. Jokes about Larissa What do you call a Larissa who’s always getting into trouble? A Lariss-calator! Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t have her Larissi-pass! Sports Laughs […]
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The Funniest and Not-So-Funny Dad Jokes You’ve Ever Heard Aerobics Jokes Why did the aerobic instructor cross the road? To get to the other thigh! What do you call a person who loves aerobics but is terrible at it? A simp-ton. Pun Joke Why did December 5th feel left out? Because it’s the only date […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes About Family Members What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the grandpa fall over? He tripped over his grandson’s leg jokes! Dad Jokes About Snack Time What do you get when you cross a potato with a strawberry? Strawberry […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sting with Laughter Scorpion Jokes Why did the scorpion get fired from his job at the aquarium? Because he kept pinching the fish! Why was the scorpion’s interview for a political position canceled? It was deemed politically incorrect, as they didn’t want any stingers in office. Gum/December 5th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kidney-Dragging When is a relationship not a relationship? When it’s an alternative partnership that requires a shovel! Dig it? I’m looking for an alternative relationship, but I’m having a hard time getting my hands dirty. Kidney joke: What do you call a kidney that’s always in trouble? […]
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