Dad Jokes That Will Sweeten Your Day Sugar Jokes: What do you call a pile of sugar that’s really small? A micro-scopic lump of sugar! Why did the sugar get arrested? Because it was a low-carb suspect! Bet-Related Sugar Joke: What did the sugar say to the bet? “I can’t believe you’re going to eat […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Dad Jokes Altered Carbon Antics Why did the Altered Carbon protagonist decide to join the military? Because he wanted to get his sleeves rolled up! What did the groovy Altered Carbon character say when he saw a time traveler? “That was groovy, man!” Pun-derful Lungs Why are lungs such good […]
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“Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning and Laughter” Home Cooking Dad Jokes Why did the chef throw out the recipe? Because it was a mis-steak! What do you call a hip bone with no meat on it? A hip-ster! Aquatically Inclined Pun Why did Ariel get a cavity? Because she ate too much December 2nd! […]
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Devilish Dad Jokes: Satan’s Side-Splitting Humor The Devil’s Not-So-Holy Humor Why did the Devil get a library card? To check out “Hell’s Bells”! Tech-Savvy Satan What’s the Devil’s favorite programming language? “HellScript”! Gallstones and December Dilemma Why did the gallbladder get mad at December 2nd? Because it was “too galling”! Knocking on Hell’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Ultimate Sodium Bicarbonate Extravaganza Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that can’t swim? A sinking agent! Classic Dad Joke: Why did the baking soda refuse to eat the cookie? Because it didn’t want to get baked! Nix or December 2nd Puns What do you call a snowman with […]
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Dad Jokes: Spooky Edition Horror Dad Joke Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any bat-tery. Historical Horror Dad Joke What do you call a ghost that’s always late? A tard-geist. Nix/December 1st Pun What’s something that’s nix in December? A snow job! Knock-Knock Horror Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igor. Igor […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Uranus Jokes What did the astronomer say when he found out he had been studying Uranus? “My whole career has been a big gas!” What do you call a ghost who visits Uranus? A ghosted astronaut! Nose/November Jokes Why is a nose a great place to hide change? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh or Groan A-maxing Dad Jokes What do you call someone with a fear of riding in a car? A car-diac. What’s a redneck’s solution to Amaxophobia? Duct tape and a pickup truck. Pun-tastic Deimos Joke What do you get when you cross a Roman god of terror with […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Punchline Is Corny, but the Laughter Is Real Dad Jokes About Gun Control: Why do gun owners love Velcro? Because it’s just right for holding things together! What do you call a gun control advocate with a concealed weapon? Politically incorrect. Umbilicus/November 30th Pun: Why did the belly button cross the […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Prepare yourself for a chuckle-inducing adventure as we dive into the world of cringe-worthy and downright hilarious dad jokes! Ophidiophobia: The Fear of Snakes Why did the ophidiophobe get lost in the jungle? Because they couldn’t find their way out of the cobra maze! What do you call […]
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Dad Joke Emporium: Jokes to Make You Groan Get Ready for a Bulldog Bonanza Why are bulldogs so good at basketball? Because they have great layups! What do you call a bulldog who always claps back? A paw-sitive talker! Puns to Make You Cringe What do you call Jupiter’s biggest moon? A Gany-made mistake! What’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Spider Jokes Why did the spider wear a bow tie? Because it was going to a formaldehyde party. What did the spider say to his bae? You’re the bae of my web. Pun Jokes What do you call a moon that’s spying on you? Gany-looker. What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Looking for a chuckle? Here’s a roundup of dad jokes that will either make you groan or laugh out loud. Bad Dad Jokes “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” … Fsh. “Why did the scarecrow win an award?” … Because he was outstanding […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Humorous Odyssey into the Realm of Marital Fears Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why did the gamophobic refuse to get married? Because they were afraid of having a “ball and chain.” How does a car-obsessed gamophobic get to the altar? With transmission fluid. Nail-biting Puns What do you call a nail polish […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good Mercury Madness Why did Mercury get lost in space? Because he didn’t have a map! (Not-very-good) What do you get when you cross Mercury with a scooter? Scootury! (Dad joke gold) Pun Intended What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Neptune pun) What’s another name for […]
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