Dad Jokes to Make Your Brains Rot Away! Walking Dead Dad Jokes What do you call a zombie that can’t walk? A sit-down comic! Why did the grunge-loving zombie get lost? Because he couldn’t find his flannel shirt! Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call a vagina that’s always cold? A fridge-inator! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roar with Glee Hydrophobia: Fear of Water What do you call a hydrophobic fish? A scared-fin! Why did the hydrophobe avoid the Wicked Witch of the West? Because she had a water bucket! Pun Intended What did Pluto say to November 24th? “It’s my planet-versary!” Knock-Knock Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Are You Ready for Some Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes? Knitting Jokes: What do you call a knitter who’s always on the move? A “rowdy” knitter! Why did the knitter turn down the offer? Because they were “yarned out”! Europa and November 24th Joke: What do Europa and November 24th have in common? They’re both “thanks moons […]
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Dad Jokes: A Capillary-tory Journey Capillaries, those tiny blood vessels that carry oxygen and nutrients throughout our bodies, can also be a source of amusement for dads. Here are some dad jokes to tickle your funny bone: Capillaries Joke #1: What do you call capillaries that are in a bad mood? Gloomy capillaries! Capillaries Joke […]
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Dad Jokes So Dry, They’ll Make Your Mouth Hydrophobic Hydrophobia, the fear of water, is a real thing. But don’t worry, because it’s a condition that’s easy to overcome. Just take these jokes, hold your breath, and dive right in: Dad Joke about Hydrophobia: Why did the hydrophobic person refuse to go to the beach? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Tail of Laughter Animal Care Humor Why did the animal caretaker quit his job? Because he couldn’t bear the grizzly situation! What do you call a square animal caretaker? A vet-equilateral! Palatable Puns What’s the difference between your palate and November 23rd? One’s a roof of your mouth, and the other is […]
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When a Dad’s Jokes Hit the Sea-t Spot Who’s always getting lost in the ocean? Marine-ers! (Get it?) Why did the Marine ask for a sip of cola? To make a salty-soda! Near-Me-Pun Joke: What’s near me and smells like carrots? Near-rots! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Marine. Marine who? Marine to tell you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes about Family Members Why did the dad take his son to the grocery store? To pick up some meat! What do you call a mom who is always making jokes? A pun-ishment! “Catch You on the Flip Side” Dad Jokes Where do cows go […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (or Groovy) Dad Jokes on Earth and in Space Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Joke 1: Why was the Battlestar Galactica so hard to destroy? Answer: Because it was a-peel-ing to enemy fire. Joke 2: What do you call a Battlestar Galactica that’s been groovy? Answer: A funky ship. […]
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Dad’s Sausage Jokes: From Mildly Cringe to Hilarious Sausage: A Dad’s Best Friend What do you call a sausage that can’t make up its mind? A flip-flopper! (Note: This joke is not recommended for hot dogs since they can’t walk or wear accessories) What do you call a sausage that’s been to space? A far-out […]
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What Not to Say When You’re Ticked Off Bad Dad Joke: What do you call a tick that can’t decide whether to go to the park or the beach? A beach tick! Urban Dad Joke: Why did the tick quit his job as a crossing guard? Because he didn’t want to tick anyone off! Play […]
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Dad Jokes for the Subnational Savant Subnational Level Why did the county commissioner join the choir? Because they wanted to raise the roof! Workplace Wit What do you call a county employee who’s always taking breaks? A recess-sionist! Puns What do you call a nervous city council member? A jittery councilor! Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition Dad jokes are like a fine wine… they get better with age. And just like wine, some are better than others. Larissa Jokes Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t know which way to spruce. What do you call Larissa with a degree in theology? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Work-Related Do you want to hear some dad jokes? Don’t worry, they’re not all bad. Here are a few to make you groan: Dad Jokes about Work – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Great Pyrenees Edition Great Pyrenees: So Fluffy, You Could Lose Your Mind! Why did the Great Pyrenees get lost? Because it was barking up the wrong tree! Great Pyrenees: The GOAT of Dogs? What do you call a Great Pyrenees that always wins? A GOAT Pyrenees! Charon and November 20th: Punny Business […]
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