Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Rice Jokes Why did the rice get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught in a grain hurry! What do you call a millennial who only eats instant rice? A microwave enthusiast! Hyperion Puns What do you call a mythical giant who runs in a race? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Nirvana of Humor Smells Like Teen Spirit:…
Dad Jokes: The Nirvana of Humor Smells Like Teen Spirit: Why did the Nirvana fan get fired from the perfume counter? Because he kept on spraying “Smells Like Teen Spirit!” How do you know if a Nirvana fan is an adult? They’re not teenage angst dispensers anymore. Galatea or November 19th: What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” “Fsh!” Dude, Where’s My Good Dad Jokes? “Why did the dude get lost on the road?” “Because he couldn’t find the ‘Dude, where’s my car?’ app.” Puns That Make You Groan […]
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Attention all aspiring comedians and pun enthusiasts! Dad Jokes: A Trip to the Quip Zone Talk-Show Timeout Why did the talk show host get lost? Because he was always taking a sip and missin’ the directions! How do you fix a cracked talk show? With a sip from a microphone! Pun-derful Phobias and Holidays What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Holy Dad Jokes about Religious Leadership Why did the priest get a cold? Because he was always in the a-men section! What do you call a priest who’s always bummer? A reverend bummer! Dad Jokes about Mercury How do you weigh a mercury? With a helium scale! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Dadliest of Them All Transportation Jokes What do you call a car that can’t turn left? A right-turn-only vehicle. Why did the mechanic get a traffic ticket? Because he made an illegal U-turn. Parenting Puns What do you call a kid who’s always messing with your car? A little wrench in the […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Silliest Dads Dad Joke: Dentophobia What’s the best way to avoid going to the dentist? * Lie down! (Get it? Lying down!) Music-Related Dad Joke: Dentophobia Why did the pianist stop playing the piano? * He had a root canal! (Another tooth joke, ha!) Pun Joke: Oberon or November 17th […]
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Dad Jokes: Not So Bad, Actually Sustainable Cuisine Why did the broccoli avoid the carrots? Because they were trying to eat sustainably! What do you call a vegan potato? An earth-friendly fry! Why don’t fruits and vegetables get sick? Because they’re always healthy and fit! Teeth and November 16th What do you call a dentist […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sneeze with Laughter Hydrophobia: Fear of Water Why was the water afraid of the dad joke? Because it was about to make a splash! What do you call a dad joke that’s afraid of water? A hydrophobic pun! Wordplay Wonders Alveoli: Never inhales before he exhale-vies! November 16th: It’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ensemble for the Connoisseur of Puns Prepare yourself for a side-splitting adventure as we delve into the realm of not-so-smart and outrageously funny dad jokes. Loin Cloth Jokes What do you call a lion wearing a loin cloth? A king-pin! Why did the loin cloth get invited to the party? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ti-Teeth-ing of Comedy Tethys Jokes Why did Tethys, the ancient ocean goddess, run for office? Because she wanted to make waves! What did Tethys say to her nosy best friend, Brat? “Get out of my ocean!” Punny Jokes What do you call a mouth full of sore teeth? A toothache! What do […]
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Laughs in the Fast Lane: Dad Jokes for the Transportionally Challenged Transportation Jokes What do you call a car with no wheels? A square deal! Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! FYP-Related Transportation Joke What did the teen driver say when their car ran out of gas? “FYP, I need gas!” Nerve/November […]
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Prepare to Be Amused: Dad Jokes Galore! Ba’al Machshava: The Source of Pun-ishment Why did Ba’al Machshava get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t tree-t himself! What’s Ba’al Machshava’s favorite snack? Cheeze-its, duh! Nix or November 15th: The Pun-intended What do you call a month that flies by? Nix-ember! Why was November 15th so […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Solo Polyamory Jokes What do you call a solo polyamorist who loves surprises? A treat-y party! Why did the solo polyamorist put on a politically incorrect party? To show off their “open” relationship! Pun Joke Why was Ganymede expelled from poly school? Because he kept getting […]
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Dad Jokes: Laugh-Out-Loud Laughters for All Ages Presidential Pun-derfulness “Why did President Biden go to the doctor? Because he broke his promise!” Yo Mamma’s Presidential Punchline “Yo mamma so old, she remembers when the Chief Executive was called the Big Cheese!” Nipply November 15th “What’s the difference between nipples and November 15th? One has two […]
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