Salt-ay Dad Jokes Question: What do you call salt that’s been to prison? Answer: Con-salt Question: What do you call salt that’s really good at dancing? Answer: Skibidi salt Palate Question: Why don’t they play poker on November 11th? Answer: Because it’s a holiday for the palette! Knock-Knock Knock Knock Who’s there? Salt Salt who? […]
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Why Dads’ Jokes Are Actually Genius Relationship Jokes That Turn…
Why Dads’ Jokes Are Actually Genius Relationship Jokes That Turn the Tables: “Why did the husband say he couldn’t fix the marriage? Because he was at his wit’s lend.” “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you want is a royal flush. But after a while, you just learn to play […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan or Giggle What do you call a heart that’s always getting into trouble? * A cardio-mess. Why did the heart blush? * Because it was flattered by all the love it was getting. What do you call Jupiter when it’s cold? * Brrr-upiter. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heart. […]
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Dad Jokes for the Coast Guard (and Beyond!) Coast Guard Jokes What do you call a Coast Guard officer who’s lost their boat? A shore loser! Why did the Coast Guard ship turn around? Because it reached its stern! Cheugy Coast Guard Joke Why is the Coast Guard considered cheugy? Because they’re always on the […]
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Prepare Yourself for a Shower of Dad Jokes Ablutophobia: The Fear of Bathing Why did the ablutophobe refuse to go under the shower? Because they were afraid to get a wash-out! What did the DEI officer say to the ablutophobe? “Diversity, Equity, and In-shower-tion!” Sweat Glands and November 9th Why do sweat glands get excited […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Sheikhs, Adulting, and Puns Galore! Sheik Jokes Sheikh Joke #1: Why couldn’t the Sheikh get a date? Because he was a total Qur’an-tine! Sheikh Joke #2 (Adulting Edition): What’s the hardest part of adulting? Having to sheikh all the dishes by yourself! Pun Time Io Pun: Why was Io so popular on […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Scary Side of Horror Horror Humor What do you call a demon with a bad attitude? A hell-raiser! Why did the werewolf get lost? Because he didn’t know the path of least resistance! Gnarly Dad Jokes What do you get when you cross a zombie and a gnarly surfer? A gnarled flesh-eating […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Groans Collide Dad Joke about Doctor Why did the doctor join a heavy metal band? To treat patients with a bone to pick! Dad Joke about Doctor (Chill Out) What do you call a doctor who’s always cold? A Dr. Chill! Kidney/November 8th Pun What do you call an election […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Horrible Mexican Jokes Why was the Mexican so embarrassed? Because he forgot to put on his pantalones! What do you call a Mexican with a low haircut? A Lowkey-can. Mouth-Related Pun Why couldn’t the mouth decide what to say? Because it was too tongue-tied! Mexican Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Presidential Punchlines Why did President Ursula von der Leyen visit a car wash? To clean her Commission! What do you call Ursula von der Leyen’s favorite snack? Cool beans! Visual Humor Why should you be careful with your eyes on November 8th? Because it’s eye-lection day! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Synagogues of Wisdom and Puns For all the Talmud scholars and yeshiva students out there, get ready for a Torah-ific journey through the realms of dad jokes. Hold on tight to your yarmulkes and prepare to chuckle at the wittiest puns and groan-worthy one-liners. Rosh Yeshiva Jokes: The Square Root of Wisdom […]
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Dad Jokes: The Navy’s Not-So-Secret Weapon Navy Jokes Why did the Navy sailor get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his ship-shape! What do you call a Navy ship that’s always hip? A dis-hip-ping vessel! Pun Jokes What do you call a statue made of snow? A Galatea. Why is November 7th so important? […]
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Dad Jokes: Defying Logic, Sparking Laughter Ganymede Goofs Why does Ganymede have so many craters? Because it’s the moon with the most moon-shine! What do you call a Ganymede that won’t stop driving? A roamin’ Roman! Trachea Trivia or November 6th Nonsense What do you call a trachea that loves to sing? A whistle-blower! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Relationship Jokes Beyond the Norm Why did I break up with my girlfriend? Because she’s a pyramid scheme! (She kept asking me to join “her team.”) Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is always picking on the other? A […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Chuckle) Phobos-tastic Puns: What do you call Phobos when it’s feeling angry? An “irate potato.” Historical Humor: “Phobos has a habit of making his enemies ‘Mars-upial.’” Urethra-ly Puns: What do you call a urinary tract infection that occurs on November 6th? A “pissing contest.” Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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