Dad Jokes: A Trypophobia Bonanza Trypophobia Tickles Why did the person with trypophobia refuse to buy a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because the holes were staring back! Trypophobia and Entertainment What do you call a movie that gives people with trypophobia the heebie-jeebies? A “Poppin’ Pictures” flick! Earth and December Puns Why was Earth’s first day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Painfully Hilarious Puns Have you…
Dad Jokes: The Art of Painfully Hilarious Puns Have you heard about the snail who was late for his job interview? He was fired for being too slow! (Slow food joke) And after years of working hard, the caterpillar finally glowed up into… a beautiful butterfly! (Slow food joke related to glow-up) What do you […]
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Dadly Wisdom: The Art of Terrible and Tremendous Jokes Eat Up These Chinese Food Jokes! What do you call a Chinese guy who’s always selling fake watches? A knock-off vendor! Why did the Chinese noodle refuse to leave the soup pot? Because it was a-ramen! Simp-ly Delightful Jokes What do you call a guy who […]
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Dive into the Whimsical World of Dad Jokes: A Culinary Adventure! Avant-garde Cuisine: A Feast of Peculiar Puns What do you call a cucumber that’s been through a lot? A dill-emma! Why did the Avant-garde chef get lost? They couldn’t find their way around the kitchen maze! Earth and December 19th: Punny Delights What’s the […]
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Dad Jokes: A Culinary Adventure Global Cuisine What do you call a lazy Italian chef? A pasta procrastinator. What do you call a cold Mexican? A chili-nator. Pun Jokes What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! Why did December 16th get arrested? Because it stole someone’s calendar. Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Knock, Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Dad Joke about Mashgiach: Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To check the kashrut of the other side! Dad Joke about Mashgiach related to Rizz: What do you call a Mashgiach with a lot of swagger? Rizz-pect! Pun Joke about December 15th: What’s the difference between December 15th and […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Degu Jokes Why did the degu run into the street? To get to the other side! Did you hear about the degu who went to the doctor? He was having a hard time chewing his food. Degu and “On God” Jokes What do you call a degu who’s […]
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Dad Jokes that’ll Leave You Craving More Classic Cuisine-Themed Quips What do you get when you cross a chef and a ghost? A Ghosted Cordon Bleu! Why did the cook get arrested? Because he was caught seasoning the crime scene! Triton Tastic and December Punderful Why does Triton only drive hybrid cars? Because he wants […]
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Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about Poultry: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other fry-day! Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke: What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”? “Basic.” Lung/December 14th Pun: What do lungs and December 14th have in common? They’re both full of […]
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Dad Joke Delights: A Collection of Comforting Comedy Nonsense Comfort Food Jokes Why is soup such a good comfort food? Because it’s “soul”-soothing! What do you call a hug from a warm blanket? A “comfort food” wrap! Stupid Jokes What do you call a stupid joke that makes you hungry? A “comfort food” joke! Pun […]
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Dad Jokes: Southeast Asia Edition Southeast Asian Shenanigans What do you call a Southeast Asian who’s always out of sight? A Cam-ouflaged! Outta Sight, Outta Mind Why couldn’t the Southeast Asian see his food? Because it was out of sight! Lung Pun What do you call a Southeast Asian with no legs? A lung! December […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-dertaker Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that’s been in the fridge for too long? Sodium bi-carbonate Why did the baking soda get arrested? For making crack-ers Larissa and December 11th Puns What do you call a Russian princess who’s always late? Larissa, because she’s always behind […]
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Are Dad Jokes So Bad That They’re Actually Good? Dad Jokes About Food – “What do you call a fake noodle?” An impasta! – “Why did the banana go to the doctor?” It wasn’t peeling well! Dad Jokes About Food in School – “What subject do hungry students take?” Lunch break-onomics! – “What’s the best […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter (Or Groan) Regional President or Governor Jokes Biden: “What do you call a president who can’t dance? A Joe-ker!” Gavin Newsom: “Why did Gavin Newsom ban fireworks? Because he’s the ultimate ‘fire starter’.” Bussin’ Dad Jokes Bussin’ Biden: “Why did Biden take his grandkids on a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Belly Laugh Bonanza Salt-tastic Jokes: Why was the salt so salty? Because it got into a huge argument with pepper! What do you call a salt that’s out of fashion? Cheugy salt! Eye-Rolling Pun: What do you call December 10th? Eye-sight! Salty Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? […]
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