Get Ready to Grin: A Feast of Dad Jokes Sure to Amuse and Bemuse Food-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why are eggs so nosy? Because they’re always in other people’s business. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. (Bonus points for the food […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Stomach-Aching Dad…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Stomach-Aching Dad Jokes about Food What do you call a fish that makes poor choices? – A halibut (I’ll bet)! Why did the mushroom refuse to go to a party? – Because he was a fun guy! Dad Jokes about Food and Dudes Dude, where’s my French […]
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Dad Jokes: A Praying Mantis-fest of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and More Praying Mantis Dad Joke Why did the praying mantis look so shocked? Because he saw the future! Praying Mantis-Bet Dad Joke What do you call a praying mantis that won a bet? A winner mantis! Tongue/November 23rd Pun Why did the tongue drink all the […]
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The Epitome of Paternal Puns: A Treasury of Dad Jokes on Polyandry Polyandry Puns Why did the polyandrist get a divorce? Because she couldn’t handle all the hubsandry! What do you call a polyandrous party where everyone brings a dish? A potluck with a twist! Kidney-Tickling Jokes Why did the kidney wear a vest? To […]
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Hilarity Unleashed: Dad Jokes on All Things American Tell Me a Dad Joke about America What do you call an American who loves to fly? An eagle-American! Dad Joke about American Related to Bussin’ Why did the American tourist in Vietnam love the street food? Because it was so b-U.S.S.I.N’! Phobos or November 21st Pun […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Rice Jokes Why did the rice get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught in a grain hurry! What do you call a millennial who only eats instant rice? A microwave enthusiast! Hyperion Puns What do you call a mythical giant who runs in a race? […]
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We’re Not Lion: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Howl! Weimaraner Wonder-Woof – What do you call a Weimaraner who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a pawse! – What happens when a Weimaraner gets lost in the woods? They go “low-key”! Punny Penalty – What do you call a picky Despina? A “food […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Groan-worthy Dad Jokes About Gaon Gaon Gone Wrong Jokes What do you call a Gaon who’s always getting into trouble? A walking Gaon-na-be. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the Gaon. Food and Drink Gaon-strosities What’s a Gaon’s favorite drink? Bean-spresso. What […]
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Don’t Fry Away — Just Laugh at These Silly Dad Jokes! Oh, My Veggie! Why did the vegetable oil get arrested? Because it was caught in a dressing! What do you call vegetable oil that’s gone bad? I can’t think of a pun, but I can fry-ve you a hint! Aden-oid, not so Void! What […]
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Dad Jokes: Not So Bad, Actually Sustainable Cuisine Why did the broccoli avoid the carrots? Because they were trying to eat sustainably! What do you call a vegan potato? An earth-friendly fry! Why don’t fruits and vegetables get sick? Because they’re always healthy and fit! Teeth and November 16th What do you call a dentist […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ti-Teeth-ing of Comedy Tethys Jokes Why did Tethys, the ancient ocean goddess, run for office? Because she wanted to make waves! What did Tethys say to her nosy best friend, Brat? “Get out of my ocean!” Punny Jokes What do you call a mouth full of sore teeth? A toothache! What do […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes (in a Good Way) Casual Dining Dad Jokes: Why did the dad take his family to a casual dining restaurant? Because it was the “least formal” thing he could do. What do you call a casual dining restaurant that serves mediocre food? Bussin’ at the seams! Miranda […]
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Dad Jokes: The Sustainable Cuisine Edition Sustainable Jokes Why did the broccoli cross the road? To get to the other side and reduce carbon footprint. What do you call fake sustainable food? Bogus Bologna. Kidney/November 14th Puns What do you call a kidney that won’t work? A dead-end ureter. Why did the calendar get arrested […]
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Get Ready for Some Corny Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning and Giggling! Food Preservation What do you call a dehydrated mummy? Beef jerky! What do you call an apple that’s been canned? A compote! On Fleek Why did the hipster put his jam in the fridge? To make it on fleek! Miranda or […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Joke about Thai Why did the Thai person get lost? Because they kept making wrong turns at the Tuk-Tuks! Dad Joke about Savage + Thai What do you call a Thai person who’s really good at fighting? A Savage Pad Prik Kaeng! Pun Joke about Io […]
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