Dad Jokes: Candy and Beyond Candy What do you call a candy bar that’s always in trouble? A disorderly conduct. Why did the candy bar lose its job? Because it kept getting licks! Hits Different What do you call a candy that’s changed its tune? A hits different-y bar. Why did the song about candy […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Laugh Non-Traditional…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Laugh Non-Traditional Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is a vampire and the other is a werewolf? A howl-o-ween romance! Why did the mermaid break up with the sailor? Because he was too salty! Non-Traditional Relationship Sports Jokes What did the basketball […]
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Knock Knock: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Knock, Knock Who’s there? Interrupting sheep. Interrupting sheep w- BAAAAA! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing! Stomach Pun What do you call a stomach with a mind of its own? A belly-ache-ist! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock who? […]
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Hullabaloos in History: Oceana’s Historic Moments! Too Long; Didn’t Read (TL;DR): Brush up on some intriguing “Historic Hullabaloos” that rocked Oceana, Dominican Republic, on December 20th throughout the years. Explore thrilling tales of piracy, revolutions, and more that shaped Oceana’s vibrant past. On This Day in History (December 20th): 1690: Buccaneers led by Jean Hamlin […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad and Side-Splittingly Funny Alim Jokes Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other schol-side. What do you call an Alim who’s always getting into trouble? A Brat-lim. Pun on Adenoids What’s the difference between an Adenoid and December 20th? About 11 months. Knock-Knock Joke on Alim Knock, knock. […]
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Sharpen Your Wit with These Pointless Yet Poignant Dad Jokes Aichmophobia Edition Fear of needles? It’s called aichmophobia. And here’s a joke for that: Why did the aichmophobe cross the road? To get to the other side of the syringe! Woke and Pointed Woke culture has its own spin on aichmophobia: Why did the woke […]
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Dad Jokes to Challenge the Status Quo and Tickle Your Funny Bone Relationship Jokes that Defy Expectations Why did the couple break up? Because they kept taking each other for granite. What do you call a couple that’s always together? Co-de-pend-ance Day. My wife told me I should be more romantic. So I bought her […]
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Dad Jokes for the Glassy-Eyed Glassblowing Jokes: Why did the glassblower get lost? Because he didn’t have a map of blown glass! What do you call a glassblower with low self-esteem? A lowkey glassblower! Puns about Glassblowing, Hyperion, and December 17th: What do you call a glassblower who’s always talking Hyperion? A glass “blow-hard.” Why […]
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Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: Monkeying Around Howler Monkey Jokes Why did the howler monkey get a microphone? Because he wanted to make some noise! What do you call a howler monkey that’s always late? A slow-ler monkey! Animal Puns What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A bass-ket case! Umbilicus and December 16th […]
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Unlock the World of Tech: Your Guide to the Future Get ready to dive into the fascinating world of technology! We’ll explore the latest trends, share helpful tips, and equip you with the knowledge to stay safe and entertained online. Tech Trends Hold on tight because the future is coming at us faster than a […]
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Unveiling the Giants: Discovering Colossal Files Lurking on Your Ubuntu Disk In the vast digital landscape where data reigns supreme, the need to uncover hidden behemoths on your Ubuntu disk becomes paramount. As technology advances at an unrelenting pace, so does the accumulation of files that can quickly clutter your system. Imagine a digital labyrinth […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Mantis Eyes Roll Praying Mantis Jokes: Why did the praying mantis get lost? Because it kept praying for directions! Why do praying mantises make such good comedians? Because they have a natural “praying” ability! Miranda/December 15th Pun: What do you call a month that’s too cold for Miranda? >Decemberrrr! […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hole-y Primer on Laughter If you’re afraid of patterns of holes, known as trypophobia, here’s a “hole”-some joke to lighten your mood: Why did the trypophobe get a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because they wanted to face their fears “hole”-heartedly! And if your vibe check reveals a case of trypophobia, here’s another gem: […]
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Knock! Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Sibling Rivalry Riffs “Why did the brother hide his snacks from his sister?” “Because he wanted to keep them his ‘cereal’ secret!” “What do you call a brother and sister who love to eat together?” “Chip buddies!” Ear-tastic Pun “What did the left ear say to the right ear?” “Between […]
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