Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Ridiculous, and the Hilariously Funny Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage Why did the anti-marriage activist get arrested? Because he was caught protesting violently! Another Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage related to Chill out What do you call a wedding where the bride is terrified of marriage? […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there,…
Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Punny Dad Jokes: A Tributary of Laughter Veins Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a vein that’s always running away? A fugitive vein! Really funny dad joke: Why did the vein cross the road? To get to the other circulatory! Dip Out Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a dip that’s always disappearing? […]
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Knock Knock: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Knock, Knock Who’s there? Interrupting sheep. Interrupting sheep w- BAAAAA! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing! Stomach Pun What do you call a stomach with a mind of its own? A belly-ache-ist! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock who? […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes: What do you call a vegetable that never stops growing? An ever-growing gourd! What did the politically incorrect gardener say to the activist? “Get off my compost pile!” Oberon/December 19th Pun: Why is Oberon so popular on December 19th? Because it’s the shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Edition Musical-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a musical instrument that can’t play? A rest! Why was the trumpet sad? Because it was in the wrong key! OK Boomer-Related Musical Jokes What do you call a baby boomer who loves musicals? A geezer with a Newsies crush! Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Laughs and Groans Animal Antics Why did the tiger need a nap? Because it was feeling “roar”d! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “couch potatoo”! My new pet turtle is super trendy. It’s a “millennial” turtle. Why? Because it only comes out of its shell to eat […]
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Dad Jokes: Prepare for the Pun-ishment! Vegan Jokes What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging? A planta-show-off! Why did the vegan turn up? Because they were turnt to peas. Nipples and December 18th Jokes What do you call someone who’s always cold in December? A nip-slip. Why is December 18th the nipple of […]
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Dad Jokes: Only For the Elite Train-ing for Life Dad: Why did the train stop at the dairy farm? Kid: To pick up the “moo-vers”! Dad: What do you call an adult who still plays with trains? Kid: A grown-up! Esophagus or December 18th? What goes through the middle of Tuesday? Answer: The letter “e”! […]
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Dad Jokes: The East-West Collision Dad Joke about Southeast Asian: Why did the Vietnamese guy get a job at the library? …Because he was really good at checking out books! Dad Joke about Southeast Asian and Sip: What do you call a Vietnamese person who loves to drink tea? …A sip-vietnamese! Pun Joke about Penis: […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why can’t cartilage play hide-and-seek? Because it’s transparent! What’s a cartilage astronaut’s favorite destination? The Milky Way! Funny Anecdote During a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being “completely out of touch.” The other candidate retorted, “What? I’m as in touch as […]
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The Trachea Treatment: Dad Jokes and Bad Puns Trachea Jokes Why did the trachea get lost? Because it didn’t know which way to go! What do you call a trachea that’s always complaining? A whiny airway! Wordplay Wonders Why was the trachea feeling down? Because it had a cough, cough. What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes for the Amusement of the Masses Hedgehog Humor What do you call a hedgehog wearing Crocs? A punk rocker! Why are Gen Z hedgehogs so tech-savvy? Because they have quills for Wi-Fi! Puns and Riddles What did Tethys say when she got a cold? “I’m tide-d!” What do you call December 14th? The […]
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Dad Jokes: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Daddy Dog Daycare What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier that loves to play in the backyard? A lawn molar! Gen X-Paw-nation Why did the Gen X Yorkshire Terrier refuse to use social media? Because it didn’t want to be a Paw-some Millenial! Punny December What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Mystery Unraveled Why did the mystery writer escape from prison? Because he wanted to write a “cell”ebration! What do you call a dog that’s always sniffing out clues? A Scoot-ch hound! Rheally Funny Pun What do you call a zebra that can’t make up its mind? Rhea-lly indecisive! […]
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