Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Mystery Unraveled Why did the mystery writer escape from prison? Because he wanted to write a “cell”ebration! What do you call a dog that’s always sniffing out clues? A Scoot-ch hound! Rheally Funny Pun What do you call a zebra that can’t make up its mind? Rhea-lly indecisive! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Necrophobia…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Necrophobia Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Death. Death who? The grim reaper with a terrible sense of humor! Urban Joke about Necrophobia What do you call a funeral home in a bad neighborhood? A rough casket joint! Umbilicus Pun Why is a baby’s belly button […]
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Welcome to the Pun-derworld of Dad Jokes Strip Club Shenanigans “Why did the stripper get lost? Because she didn’t know how to read her stage map!” “What do you call a radical stripper? A free thinker!” Urethra and December Revelry “Why did the urethra get infected? Because it couldn’t hold its water!” “What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-derful World of Strength Training Humor Strength Training, But Make it Funny “Why did the weightlifter get a trophy? Because he was lifting all the heavy weights!” “What do you call a weightlifter who’s always feeling down? A bummer with dumbbells!” Puns and Charon “What do Charon, the ferryman of the dead, […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-dertaker Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that’s been in the fridge for too long? Sodium bi-carbonate Why did the baking soda get arrested? For making crack-ers Larissa and December 11th Puns What do you call a Russian princess who’s always late? Larissa, because she’s always behind […]
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The Art of Dad Jokes: Food for Thought (or Not) Dad jokes, like fine wine, improve with age… or maybe just get cheesier. Here’s a curated collection of dad jokes that will either tickle your funny bone or make you groan with delight: Dad Jokes about Food – Food for Thoughtless “I’m on a seafood […]
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Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Parish Office Shenanigans Parish Secretary Punchlines Why are parish secretaries so good at multi-tasking? Because they can run a copier, answer the phone, and give a sermon all at the same time! What do you call a millennial parish secretary? A social media evangelist! Gallbladder and December […]
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Jokes That Will Make Your Kneecaps Weak Cartilage Quips Why did the cartilage get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the right aisle! What do you call cartilage that’s shaped like a tube? Tubular cartilage! Tubular Trivia Why did the bronchi get a restraining order against December 8th? Because they were constantly […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Buckle up, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will leave you scratching your head and wondering, “What did I just read?” Ski Jokes Why did the skier go to the doctor? Because he broke his ice-olation! What do you call a skier who can’t turn? […]
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The Funniest and Not-So-Funny Dad Jokes You’ve Ever Heard Aerobics Jokes Why did the aerobic instructor cross the road? To get to the other thigh! What do you call a person who loves aerobics but is terrible at it? A simp-ton. Pun Joke Why did December 5th feel left out? Because it’s the only date […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes About Family Members What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the grandpa fall over? He tripped over his grandson’s leg jokes! Dad Jokes About Snack Time What do you get when you cross a potato with a strawberry? Strawberry […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Realm of Dad Jokes! Dad Jokes for International Affairs Enthusiasts Diplomat Joke: Why was the diplomat so good at negotiations? Because he knew how to curry favor! Diplomat Joke (Adulting Related): What’s the diplomat’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf-sinated! Bone-Chilling Puns Bones: What do you call a skeleton that can’t keep […]
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Dad Jokes: Air Force Edition Air Force Jokes What do you call an Air Force pilot who’s always singing? A wing-er! Yass Jokes Why did the Air Force base in Yass get a new gate? Because it was always YASS-ing forward! Bone Jokes Why are Air Force pilots so good at fixing bones? Because they’re […]
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Discover the Dadly Depth of History’s Humor History Jokes for History Buffs What did the ancient Romans call a soggy chariot? Aqua-wheelie! Why couldn’t the Romans play poker? Because they always folded first! Musically Hilarious History Puns What do you call the river of rock and roll? The Styx! Why did December 3rd wear blue […]
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