Laugh Out Loud with These Dad Jokes Altered Carbon Antics Why did the Altered Carbon protagonist decide to join the military? Because he wanted to get his sleeves rolled up! What did the groovy Altered Carbon character say when he saw a time traveler? “That was groovy, man!” Pun-derful Lungs Why are lungs such good […]
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“Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning and Laughter” Home Cooking Dad Jokes Why did the chef throw out the recipe? Because it was a mis-steak! What do you call a hip bone with no meat on it? A hip-ster! Aquatically Inclined Pun Why did Ariel get a cavity? Because she ate too much December 2nd! […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Prepare yourself for a chuckle-inducing adventure as we dive into the world of cringe-worthy and downright hilarious dad jokes! Ophidiophobia: The Fear of Snakes Why did the ophidiophobe get lost in the jungle? Because they couldn’t find their way out of the cobra maze! What do you call […]
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Have a Laugh: The Best and Worst Dad Jokes About Gun Control and More Gun Control Jokes Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a gun that’s always in control? A firearm that doesn’t shoot itself in the foot! Related […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: From Cartilage to Knock-Knocks Cartilage Conundrums Why did the cartilage get fired from its job? Because it couldn’t support its own weight! Workplace Wit: Why did the cartilage put in for a raise? Because it felt underappreciated for all its hard work! Alveoli and November Pun-derments What do you call tiny […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Humorous Odyssey into the Realm of Marital Fears Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why did the gamophobic refuse to get married? Because they were afraid of having a “ball and chain.” How does a car-obsessed gamophobic get to the altar? With transmission fluid. Nail-biting Puns What do you call a nail polish […]
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Monkeying with Dad Jokes: Laughter Capuchin-Style Capuchin Monkey Dad Jokes: Why did the Capuchin monkey cross the road? To get to the other “see”-de! What do you call a Capuchin monkey that’s been ignored? Ghosted monkey. Despina or November 25th Pun: What do you call the Greek sea nymph who’s celebrating her birthday? Despina-tive! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: A Magnum Opus of Amusing Dad Quips Dad Jokes on Gun Control Why did the gun control advocate get a firearm? Because he heard it was under attack! What do you call a boomer who thinks gun control is unconstitutional? A Constitutional Arm-ory! Triton Pun and November 25th Joke Why was Triton lost […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good Mercury Madness Why did Mercury get lost in space? Because he didn’t have a map! (Not-very-good) What do you get when you cross Mercury with a scooter? Scootury! (Dad joke gold) Pun Intended What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Neptune pun) What’s another name for […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Brains Rot Away! Walking Dead Dad Jokes What do you call a zombie that can’t walk? A sit-down comic! Why did the grunge-loving zombie get lost? Because he couldn’t find his flannel shirt! Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call a vagina that’s always cold? A fridge-inator! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roar with Glee Hydrophobia: Fear of Water What do you call a hydrophobic fish? A scared-fin! Why did the hydrophobe avoid the Wicked Witch of the West? Because she had a water bucket! Pun Intended What did Pluto say to November 24th? “It’s my planet-versary!” Knock-Knock Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Capillary-tory Journey Capillaries, those tiny blood vessels that carry oxygen and nutrients throughout our bodies, can also be a source of amusement for dads. Here are some dad jokes to tickle your funny bone: Capillaries Joke #1: What do you call capillaries that are in a bad mood? Gloomy capillaries! Capillaries Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: A Treasurer’s Tale State Treasurer Jokes What’s a State Treasurer’s favorite type of music? Bills. What do you call a State Treasurer who’s always falling asleep? A dozing depository. Why did the State Treasurer get so buff? Because he was constantly lifting weights (bills). What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? […]
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Grip Your Gags: Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Funny Bone Trypophobia: The Joke-opolis Why did the person with trypophobia run away from the bubble wrap? The holes were freaking them out! What do you call trypophobia when you’re trying to relax? Take a chill pill, lotus flower! Punny Paradigms What do you call a […]
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