Dad Jokes: A Tail of Laughter Animal Care Humor Why did the animal caretaker quit his job? Because he couldn’t bear the grizzly situation! What do you call a square animal caretaker? A vet-equilateral! Palatable Puns What’s the difference between your palate and November 23rd? One’s a roof of your mouth, and the other is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes about Family Members Why did the dad take his son to the grocery store? To pick up some meat! What do you call a mom who is always making jokes? A pun-ishment! “Catch You on the Flip Side” Dad Jokes Where do cows go […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Work-Related Do you want to hear some dad jokes? Don’t worry, they’re not all bad. Here are a few to make you groan: Dad Jokes about Work – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because […]
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Are You Miranda-ous Enough for These Dad Jokes? Miranda Joke Why did Miranda leave the Miranda Rights rally? Because she couldn’t handle the silence. Miranda and Politically Incorrect Joke What did Miranda say when she was asked to debate Al Gore? “I’m not a climate change lawyer!” Pun Joke What do you call a tiny […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes BBQ Sauce Jokes Why can’t you trust BBQ sauce? Because it’s always saucy! What do you call BBQ sauce that’s not in a bottle? Lit-erary! Puns Why did Phoebe want to be a grillmaster? Because she wanted to be the queen of the “Phoebe-Q”! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilarious Thai Me Up, Dad What do you call a Thai person who’s always angry? A Savage Thai! What’s the difference between a Thai dancer and a savage one? One’s graceful, and the other’s just mean. Lymph Nodes or November 19th: Pick Your Pun How do you make a […]
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Dad Jokes That Hit Different (or Not So Much) Canola Oil Conundrums Why should you keep Canola oil out of your car? Because it might turn into a vegetable engine. What do you call Canola oil that’s been hit by a car? Vegetable roadkill. Punny Delights Why was Rhea so cross on November 18th? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ensemble for the Connoisseur of Puns Prepare yourself for a side-splitting adventure as we delve into the realm of not-so-smart and outrageously funny dad jokes. Loin Cloth Jokes What do you call a lion wearing a loin cloth? A king-pin! Why did the loin cloth get invited to the party? Because […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Solo Polyamory Jokes What do you call a solo polyamorist who loves surprises? A treat-y party! Why did the solo polyamorist put on a politically incorrect party? To show off their “open” relationship! Pun Joke Why was Ganymede expelled from poly school? Because he kept getting […]
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Dad Jokes: Laugh-Out-Loud Laughters for All Ages Presidential Pun-derfulness “Why did President Biden go to the doctor? Because he broke his promise!” Yo Mamma’s Presidential Punchline “Yo mamma so old, she remembers when the Chief Executive was called the Big Cheese!” Nipply November 15th “What’s the difference between nipples and November 15th? One has two […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Cringe Lingerie Jokes “What do you call lingerie that’s not very revealing? A ‘mystery novel’!” “My wife bought me some lingerie that was so bodacious, it made my jaw drop… and I just couldn’t pick it back up!” Pun Jokes “What do you call a salivary gland […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Go “Ugh” Ketchup Jokes Tell me a Dad Joke about Ketchup: Why did the ketchup get arrested? For being a condiment! Another Dad Joke about Ketchup related to Car and Road Jokes: Why did the ketchup truck go off the road? Because it couldn’t turn its tailgate! Pun Jokes Add […]
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Salt-ay Dad Jokes Question: What do you call salt that’s been to prison? Answer: Con-salt Question: What do you call salt that’s really good at dancing? Answer: Skibidi salt Palate Question: Why don’t they play poker on November 11th? Answer: Because it’s a holiday for the palette! Knock-Knock Knock Knock Who’s there? Salt Salt who? […]
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Prepare Yourself for a Shower of Dad Jokes Ablutophobia: The Fear of Bathing Why did the ablutophobe refuse to go under the shower? Because they were afraid to get a wash-out! What did the DEI officer say to the ablutophobe? “Diversity, Equity, and In-shower-tion!” Sweat Glands and November 9th Why do sweat glands get excited […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Groans Collide Dad Joke about Doctor Why did the doctor join a heavy metal band? To treat patients with a bone to pick! Dad Joke about Doctor (Chill Out) What do you call a doctor who’s always cold? A Dr. Chill! Kidney/November 8th Pun What do you call an election […]
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