Dad Jokes: The Synagogues of Wisdom and Puns For all the Talmud scholars and yeshiva students out there, get ready for a Torah-ific journey through the realms of dad jokes. Hold on tight to your yarmulkes and prepare to chuckle at the wittiest puns and groan-worthy one-liners. Rosh Yeshiva Jokes: The Square Root of Wisdom […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Relationship…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Relationship Jokes Beyond the Norm Why did I break up with my girlfriend? Because she’s a pyramid scheme! (She kept asking me to join “her team.”) Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is always picking on the other? A […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth) […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stargate Edition Dad Joke about Stargate SG-1: Why did Jack O’Neill always keep a mirror in his pocket? So he could always check his gate! Dad Joke about Stargate SG-1 and “Catch You on the Flip Side”: What did Teal’c say when he left the mirror dimension? “Catch you on the flip […]
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Dad Jokes: Tickle Your Funny Bone with Not-So-Good and Hilarious Gems Tell me a Dad Joke about Spices: Why did the paprika get a cold? Because it was too chili! Add another Dad Joke about Spices related to Clap back: What do you call a spice that talks back? A clappy-back! Add a pun joke […]
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Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Holy Guacamole! Religious Orders What do you call a nun who’s always on the go? A runaway bride of Christ! What do you call a cool bean monk? A Holy frijol! Titania or November 3rd Puns What do you call a princess made of metal? Titania (titanium) Why are birthdays in November so […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go “Ugh” (or LOL) Diplomat Dad Jokes What do you call a diplomat who’s always late? A procrastinator at large! Why did the diplomat get arrested? For being a simp for international relations! Phobos or October 31st Pun Why was Phobos afraid to visit Earth on Halloween? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Then LOL Dad Joke #1: Fear of Heights “Do you know why people with acrophobia are never good dancers? Because they can’t find their steps!” Dad Joke #2: Acrophobia and Vibe Checks “Why did the acrophobic refuse to do a vibe check on the World Trade Center? […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Not Scary Hey there, joke-seekers! It’s time to get your funny bone tickled with some not-so-bad dad jokes about horror. Horror Dad Joke What do you call a zombie who’s always complaining? A moaning myrtle! Cheugy Horror Joke Why are cheugy vampires so uncool? Because they’re always hanging out in coffins […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringe-Worthy and the Hysterical Jokes That Will Make You Groan Drama Joke: Why did the drama club president get kicked out? Because he was always stirring up trouble! Drama Joke (Snack-Related): What do you call a drama club member who always brings snacks? A stage munch-er! Pun Joke: Why did the gallbladder […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Relationship Openness: Not-So-Good Dad Jokes Why was the open relationship so frustrating? Because it had too many loose ends! What do you call a relationship that’s open to everyone? A revolving door! Relationship Openness and Stupid Jokes Dad Joke: Why did the open relationship end? Because […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Hilarious Bushbaby Bonanza Why did the bushbaby get lost in the jungle? Because it didn’t have its GPS…baby! Bushbaby to OK Boomer: “Hey, boomer! You’re so old, your birth certificate says ‘Expires: N/A’!” Punny Puns What do you get if you remove the “B” from “gallbladder”? Answer: […]
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Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Slutty Girl Jokes Why did the slutty girl cross the road? To get to the other side…of the mattress! What do you call a slutty girl who loves fruit? Peachy the Skeezy! Pun Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s really rude? A vein that’s […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: Ready for a Side-Splitting Harvest? Salad Days Why did the lettuce get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the dressing. Why did the grunge band salad sing so loudly? Because they were rockin’ the “house blend.” Sweat and October What do you call someone who sweats a lot? A […]
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