Dad Jokes and Paleo Tales: A Hilarious Expedition Paleo Jokes: Why did the Paleo person avoid gluten? Because it’s not bread-worthy! What do you call a Paleo caveman who’s always cold? A chill-asaurus Rex! Styx or October 30th Puns: What do you call a Styx song that’s really scary? A boat to the afterlife! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (or Groan) Vegetable-Themed Dad Jokes Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a carrot that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-fried carrot! Homey and Vegetable Dad Jokes What do you call a lazy homey in a vegetable […]
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Dad Jokes That Are Bound to Make You Groan Navy Jokes What do you call a sailor who’s always getting into trouble? A davy-destroyer. Why did the Navy recruit squid? Because they’re ink-redible. Lowkey Navy Joke What do you call a Navy officer who’s always whispering? A low-key captain. Navel/October 29th Joke What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Grin Hey folks, get ready for a rollercoaster of silly dad jokes and witty quips that will leave you either rolling your eyes or laughing out loud. Brace yourself for some unique takes on relationships, puns, riddles, and more. Just remember, sometimes the bad ones are the […]
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Are You Ready for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes? Dad Joke about Yoga “What do you call a yoga pose that’s too hard for most people?” Answer: A pretzel-ent. Dad Joke about Yoga and Holiday Humor “What’s Santa’s favorite yoga pose?” Answer: The tree pose! Pun Joke about Galatea “Why did Galatea refuse to do yoga […]
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Flex Your Funny Bone: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Stretch Dad Jokes: Flexibility Training Edition Why did the gymnast get lost? Because she didn’t have her stretch marks! What do you call a flexible person who’s always getting into trouble? A knotty problem! Health and Fitness Dad Joke What do you call a flexible […]
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Are You ‘Dad’ Enough for These Jokes? Tell me a Dad Joke about Evangelist Why did the evangelist cross the road? To spread the good news to the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Evangelist related to Basic Dad Jokes What do you call an evangelist who’s always telling the same old jokes? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Alphabet Soup Edition Alphabet People Antics Why did the alphabet people go to the courthouse? Because they wanted to file a lawsuit! What do you call a letter that’s always being left out? A simp! Celestial Quips Why was Pluto so cold? Because it was far from the sun! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Silly and Sometimes Smart Cookie Jokes What do you call a cookie that’s been in the rain too long? A soggy biscuit! How does a cookie slay? With its killer crunch! Pun Jokes What’s the best thing about near me? The “meow” is closer! Why is October 27th so creepy? […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Funny and Hilariously Bad Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get a raise? Because it was a hard worker! Yo mamma’s so lazy, her lymph nodes are on strike. Skin or October 26th Pun What do you call a dermatologist who likes to show off? A skin-bragging doctor! What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes to Reignite Your Inner Child Get ready to chuckle with these not-so-good and hilariously funny dad jokes! Local Government Guffaws Why did the mayor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way to the capital! Why did the council member resign? Because he was tired of the constant nitpicking! Basic-ly Bad Dad Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Abbots and Abbesses What do you call a headache that an abbot gets? A headache with a halo. Why are abbots always thirsty? Because they’re always sipping on holy water. Gum/October 24th Pun What’s black, white, and red all over? A newspaper about the United […]
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Dad-Tastic Delights: Jokes from the Space Odyssey Calling all Stargate SG-1 enthusiasts and dad joke connoisseurs alike! Get ready for some intergalactic punchlines that will have you rolling your eyes and dialing the Stargate. Stargate SG-1 Special What do you call an ancient alien device that’s always full of hotties? A Goa’uld-digger! Why did Teal’c […]
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Title: Dad Jokes: A Glass Half-Filled with Comedy Blowin’ in the Wind Why did the glassblower get lost? Because he didn’t have a map or a GPS (gobble-piece) Ohio’s Blown Away What do you call a glassblower from Ohio? A Buckeye-eye Musical Instrument Jokes What instrument do you play with your neck? A trombone Knock, […]
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Prepare Your Punny Bones: Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Dad Jokes for Graphic Designers What do you call a graphic designer who always works in black and white? A mono-chrome master! On God, I can’t find my favorite graphic design software. It’s a mystery! Pun-derful Jokes Why did the bladder get so much […]
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