Prepare Yourself for a Shower of Dad Jokes Ablutophobia: The Fear of Bathing Why did the ablutophobe refuse to go under the shower? Because they were afraid to get a wash-out! What did the DEI officer say to the ablutophobe? “Diversity, Equity, and In-shower-tion!” Sweat Glands and November 9th Why do sweat glands get excited […]
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Dad Jokes: A Dayan-Scoot Extravaganza Dayan Jokes What do you…
Dad Jokes: A Dayan-Scoot Extravaganza Dayan Jokes What do you call a Dayan who’s always borrowing money? A loan dingo! Why did Dayan get lost in the desert? Because he had no oasis of his own! Dayan-Scoot Jokes What do you get when you cross a Dayan and a Scoot? A dingo with a sidecar! […]
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Masterpieces from the Dad Joke Emporium Celebrity Spotlighting Why did Justin Timberlake get lost in the woods? Because he kept taking Byte Me-turns! Why did Taylor Swift get a new tour bus? Because the old one was 22. Pun-derful Turn-Ups What do you call a rapper who’s famous for his turnips? A turnt-ip artist! Knock […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Sheikhs, Adulting, and Puns Galore! Sheik Jokes Sheikh Joke #1: Why couldn’t the Sheikh get a date? Because he was a total Qur’an-tine! Sheikh Joke #2 (Adulting Edition): What’s the hardest part of adulting? Having to sheikh all the dishes by yourself! Pun Time Io Pun: Why was Io so popular on […]
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Dad Jokes: A Presidential Pun-derland Head of State Shenanigans Why did the President refuse to get a haircut? Because he’s above the law! What happened when Joe Biden met the Queen of England? They had a royal rumble! Gums and November 8th What do you call a politician with no teeth? Gum-less! What’s the best […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Presidential Punchlines Why did President Ursula von der Leyen visit a car wash? To clean her Commission! What do you call Ursula von der Leyen’s favorite snack? Cool beans! Visual Humor Why should you be careful with your eyes on November 8th? Because it’s eye-lection day! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Synagogues of Wisdom and Puns For all the Talmud scholars and yeshiva students out there, get ready for a Torah-ific journey through the realms of dad jokes. Hold on tight to your yarmulkes and prepare to chuckle at the wittiest puns and groan-worthy one-liners. Rosh Yeshiva Jokes: The Square Root of Wisdom […]
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Dad Jokes: The Navy’s Not-So-Secret Weapon Navy Jokes Why did the Navy sailor get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his ship-shape! What do you call a Navy ship that’s always hip? A dis-hip-ping vessel! Pun Jokes What do you call a statue made of snow? A Galatea. Why is November 7th so important? […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Laughter Meets Groan-Worthy Puns Palindromic Puns What do you call a palindrome that’s holiday-themed? Noel! Why was the palindrome so excited for Christmas? Because it was almost inverse! Tongue-tied Puns What do you call a tongue that can’t stay in its mouth? A tongue-tied party! Why did the tongue get a job […]
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Dad Jokes: Defying Logic, Sparking Laughter Ganymede Goofs Why does Ganymede have so many craters? Because it’s the moon with the most moon-shine! What do you call a Ganymede that won’t stop driving? A roamin’ Roman! Trachea Trivia or November 6th Nonsense What do you call a trachea that loves to sing? A whistle-blower! Why […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth) […]
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Galactic Dad Jokes to Warp Your Mind Star Trek: Enterprise Jokes What’s the name of Archer’s new ship? The USS-No-Can-Do! Why did Trip use antimatter as fuel? Because it gassed him up! Saturn or November 6th Jokes What planet has two belts? Saturn! What day of the week comes after Tuesday? Donut! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, […]
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Take Flight with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Soar High Why did the pilot land his plane in the middle of the highway? Because he wanted to do a runway! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A ground vehicle! Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pilot and a dummy? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Edition Why did the bachelor with gamophobia get married? Because he found a wife who cured his fears… after she said “I do.” What’s the first thing a man with gamophobia says when he’s proposing? “Don’t hold me to this.” Yo Mamma Gamophobia Yo […]
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Dad Jokes to Buoy Your Spirits Navy Dad Jokes Why did the sailor avoid swimming in the Dead Sea? Because he didn’t want to float away! Boomers and the Navy Why did the Navy replace its boomer submarines? Because they wanted boomers who could shoot back! Proteus and November 4th What do you get when […]
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