Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Holy Guacamole! Religious Orders – What do you…
Dad Jokes: Holy Guacamole! Religious Orders What do you call a nun who’s always on the go? A runaway bride of Christ! What do you call a cool bean monk? A Holy frijol! Titania or November 3rd Puns What do you call a princess made of metal? Titania (titanium) Why are birthdays in November so […]
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The Ultimate Dad Jokes for the Canine Enthusiast German Shepherd Shenanigans “Why did the German Shepherd cross the road?” “To herd the cars to the other side!” “What do you call a German Shepherd who’s always getting into trouble?” “A pawful!” Parenting Puns “Why was the baby German Shepherd so tired?” “Because he was up […]
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Don’t Float Away with These Buoy-tiful Dad Jokes! Boating Jokes How do boats say “hello”? They wave! Why did the boat get a speeding ticket? Because it was going overboard! Boating and Car Jokes What do you call a boat that can’t sink? A sub-marine sandwich! Why don’t sailboats drive on roads? They get seasick! […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Bone-Crackingly Hilarious Scapula: The Bone That’s Always Breaking Dad Jokes Why did the scapula go to the doctor? Because it was feeling down! Why did the scapula get invited to the party? Because it had Skibidi Rizz! Adenoids and November 1st Jokes What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Miranda Division Miranda, Anyone? What do you call a Miranda who can’t make up her mind? An indecisive investigator. Wordplay Wonders Woes Why did Miranda join Wordplay Wonders? Because she wanted to solve puzzles with her magnifying glass! Hyperion Hijinks What do you call Hyperion’s friends? Peers! Miranda’s Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps on Groaning! Holiday Shenanigans What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why is Christmas like a difficult puzzle? Because it’s dummy hard! Hair-Raising Puns Why did the hairstylist get lost? Because she couldn’t find her parting! November 1st Antics Why is November 1st the […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Then LOL Dad Joke #1: Fear of Heights “Do you know why people with acrophobia are never good dancers? Because they can’t find their steps!” Dad Joke #2: Acrophobia and Vibe Checks “Why did the acrophobic refuse to do a vibe check on the World Trade Center? […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Not Scary Hey there, joke-seekers! It’s time to get your funny bone tickled with some not-so-bad dad jokes about horror. Horror Dad Joke What do you call a zombie who’s always complaining? A moaning myrtle! Cheugy Horror Joke Why are cheugy vampires so uncool? Because they’re always hanging out in coffins […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Relationship Openness: Not-So-Good Dad Jokes Why was the open relationship so frustrating? Because it had too many loose ends! What do you call a relationship that’s open to everyone? A revolving door! Relationship Openness and Stupid Jokes Dad Joke: Why did the open relationship end? Because […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Hilarious Bushbaby Bonanza Why did the bushbaby get lost in the jungle? Because it didn’t have its GPS…baby! Bushbaby to OK Boomer: “Hey, boomer! You’re so old, your birth certificate says ‘Expires: N/A’!” Punny Puns What do you get if you remove the “B” from “gallbladder”? Answer: […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ride Through Fear and Laughter Amaxophobia: Fear of Riding in a Car What do you call someone with amaxophobia? A car-diac! Why are people with amaxophobia afraid of squares? Because they’re afraid of driving in a square! Pun Joke What do you call a small intestine on October 30th? A boo-del! […]
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Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Slutty Girl Jokes Why did the slutty girl cross the road? To get to the other side…of the mattress! What do you call a slutty girl who loves fruit? Peachy the Skeezy! Pun Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s really rude? A vein that’s […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: Ready for a Side-Splitting Harvest? Salad Days Why did the lettuce get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the dressing. Why did the grunge band salad sing so loudly? Because they were rockin’ the “house blend.” Sweat and October What do you call someone who sweats a lot? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Parathyroid Not-So-Hot Dad Jokes Parathyroid Joke: Why don’t parathyroid glands like smartphones? Because they can’t stay connected! Parathyroid and Turnt Joke: Why did the parathyroid gland get arrested? For being too turnt! Punderful Pun Eustachian Tube Pun: What do you call a clogged Eustachian tube? A trap-door-tube! […]
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