Electrifying Dad Jokes: The Humorous Side of Tesla and Gen X Tesla Tales Why did Tesla’s stock prices keep crashing? Because they were too “Musk-y.” What do you call a Tesla driver in the 90s? A Generation X-elerated. Gum-tastic Puns What do you get when you cross gum with October 26th? A scary-sweet Halloween treat! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Chuckle Ministerial Musings Why did the minister cross the road? To get to the other side of the sermon! What do you call a grunge-loving minister? A minister of darkness! Puns for the Advanced What’s the difference between an October 26th and an October 27th? One day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy of Holies Pope-ular Jokes What do you call a Pope who loves to dance? A hip-hop pontiff! Why did the Pope get a new throne? Because his old one was totally un-holy! Diabolical Puns What do you call a martian who’s always angry? “Deimos”! What do you get when you combine […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You “Python” with Laughter Section 1: Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes “What do you call a snake that’s always getting lost? A ‘lost snake!” “Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other hissing.” Section 2: “Homey” Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes “What do you call a snake that’s always chillin’ with […]
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Dad Jokes to Reignite Your Inner Child Get ready to chuckle with these not-so-good and hilariously funny dad jokes! Local Government Guffaws Why did the mayor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way to the capital! Why did the council member resign? Because he was tired of the constant nitpicking! Basic-ly Bad Dad Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Nixed Not-So-Good Dad Jokes – Why was the bee a great singer? Because he knew how to use his honey-pipes! Pop Culture Dad Jokes – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know where […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Parish Secretary Edition Parish Secretary Quips “What do you call a Parish Secretary who’s always getting into mischief?” A holy terror! “Why did the Parish Secretary go to the library? To check out the “Book of Psalms.” “What do you call a Parish Secretary who always says ‘Yass’?” A […]
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Dad Jokes: A Masterclass for Children’s Ministry Leaders About the Children’s Ministry Leader What do you call a Children’s Ministry Leader with a wooden leg? A limp-preacher! Why did the Children’s Ministry Leader get arrested? For having too many outstanding kids! What do you call a Children’s Ministry Leader who’s also a surfer? A board-ious […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the So-Bad-They’re-Good Group Marriage Jokes What do you call a group marriage with three people? A thri-some! Why did the group marriage get cold? Because they had a chill out! Liver and October 25th Pun What’s the difference between your liver and October 25th? One is your liver, the other is […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Abbots and Abbesses What do you call a headache that an abbot gets? A headache with a halo. Why are abbots always thirsty? Because they’re always sipping on holy water. Gum/October 24th Pun What’s black, white, and red all over? A newspaper about the United […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Space Enthusiast Phobos Why is Phobos blushing? Because the sun saw its flat surface! What’s Phobos’s favorite genre of music? Heavy metal! Enceladus or October 23rd What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? An Enceladus! What’s the best day of the year for a space enthusiast? […]
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Prepare Your Punny Bones: Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Dad Jokes for Graphic Designers What do you call a graphic designer who always works in black and white? A mono-chrome master! On God, I can’t find my favorite graphic design software. It’s a mystery! Pun-derful Jokes Why did the bladder get so much […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Brace yourselves for a hilarious rollercoaster of witticisms featuring carpenters, FYP (For Your Page), and more! Carpenter Jokes Why did the carpenter get arrested for stealing? Because he was caught framing homes! What type of music do carpenters listen to? Yo-hammer! FYP-Related Carpentry Joke What happens when a carpenter goes […]
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Herbology: Dad Jokes for the Seasoned Wit Herbivorism Humor “What do you call a vegetarian who loves oregano?” “Herb-ivore!” Bussin’ with Herbs “Why did the chef add basil to the sauce?” “To make it extra bussin’!” Earthy Puns “What do you call October 22nd?” “Earth Day… backwards!” Knock-Knock with Herbs “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Dill.” […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (or Not) Tethys, the Not-So-Politically-Correct Titaness Why did Tethys get kicked out of the Oceanus pool club? Because she was “too wavey!” What did Tethys shout at her ex-husband, Oceanus? “I sea you!” Pun-derful October Antics What does Dione, Zeus’s lover, have in common with a Halloween pumpkin? They’re […]
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