Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go, “Aw, That’s a Bad Pun!” Dad Jokes About Lakes Why did the lake get arrested? Because it was caught stealing sand! What do you call a lake that’s always full of hippos? A hippo lake-torium! Dad Jokes About Lakes (Animal Puns) Why did the fish get lost in […]
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Prepare to Chuckle: A Stellar Collection of Dad Jokes Mercury…
Prepare to Chuckle: A Stellar Collection of Dad Jokes Mercury Musings “What do you call a planet that’s always getting in trouble? Mercury, because it’s constantly busted!” “Why was Santa claus so happy to visit Mercury? Because it was a ‘cool’ planet!” Gum-derful Puns “What do you call a chewing gum that’s always on vacation? […]
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Behold the Hilarious Dad Joke Extravaganza Mysophobia: Fear of Germs What do you call a germophobe who’s afraid of cars? A roadblock! Europa or December 26th Pun Why was Europa so cold on December 26th? Because it was the day after Christmas! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mysophobia. Mysophobia who? I’m a germophobe, and […]
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Daddy’s Delightful Delights: A Treasury of Nix-Inspired Jokes Calling All Nix Enthusiasts! If you’re a fan of the legendary streamer Nix or just enjoy a good laugh, prepare to embark on a comical journey filled with dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. Nix Jokes: Why did Nix cross the road? To get to […]
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Unleash Your Inner Dad with These Rib-Tickling Jokes Japanese Food Funnies Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he rolled the wrong way! What do you call a Japanese God who loves sushi? On God-zilla! Bladder Buster Why did the bladder get arrested on Christmas Day? For holding too much water! Knock-Knock on Japanese […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) Soul Food-sational Jokes How do you make soul food in a hurry? You use a shortcut! What’s the best snack when you’re feeling soulful? Collard greens chip-wiches! Teary-Eyed or Holiday-Themed Puns What do you call someone who cries a lot? A tear duct doctor! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Salty Saltwater Edition Swimming Dad Joke: Why did the swimmer get lost? Because they took the wrong stroke! Millennial Swimming Dad Joke: What do you call a millennial swimmer? A “hashtag freestyle” swimmer. Punny Spinal Cord Joke: What do you call a broken spinal cord? A “spineless” cord. December 23rd Pun: What’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Giggle) Parish Secretary Jokes: What do you call a parish secretary who makes mistakes? A typo-secretary. What’s the difference between a parish secretary and a literary figure? One files papers, the other files fiction. Pun Jokes: What do you call a calendar near me? A time-keeper. What […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Yo, Let’s Dad Joke Up! Nomophobia Nonsense What do you call a person with Nomophobia? A mobile phone homebody! Why did the urban Nomophobe get lost? Because they only knew how to navigate by their phone! Vein and December Puns Why are your veins so blue? Because they’re just blue-ing through your body! What’s another […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad Get ready for a corny adventure as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes! Orangutan-cy Why did the orangutan cross the road? * To get to the other jungle gym! Bummer, the orange orangutan walked into a bar: * Bartender: “Why the long face?” * […]
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Bishop’s Dad Joke Bonanza Bishop’s Ecclesiastical Humor “What do you call a bishop who keeps getting lost in the cathedral? A lost cause!” Bishop’s Hip Hop Humor “Why did the bishop at the hip-hop concert get arrested? Because he was rocking the pulpit!” Seasonal Puns “What’s a pun about December 21st? The shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-derful Parent Akita Jokes What do you call an Akita that’s always getting into trouble? A paw-litical pup. Tech and Geek Humor Akita Joke Why did the Akita cross the firewall? To get to the other side of the internet! Jupiter and December 21st Pun Joke Why is Jupiter the […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus Jokes That Will Leave You Gasping for Breath What do you call an esophagus with a runny nose? A hiccup! What do you call an esophagus that drives a car? An esophageal drive-through! Esophagus-Themed Car and Road Jokes Why did the esophagus get a speeding […]
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Dad Jokes: A Trypophobia Bonanza Trypophobia Tickles Why did the person with trypophobia refuse to buy a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because the holes were staring back! Trypophobia and Entertainment What do you call a movie that gives people with trypophobia the heebie-jeebies? A “Poppin’ Pictures” flick! Earth and December Puns Why was Earth’s first day […]
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