Laugh Out Loud with Paw-some Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Great Pyrenees Dad Jokes: What do you call a Great Pyrenees who’s always late? A “paw-post-pone-er”! Why did the Great Pyrenees cross the road? To get to the other “side-burp”! What do you call a Great Pyrenees that loves snacks? A “fur-nacious snack-o-holic”! Oberon and […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes: What do you call a vegetable that never stops growing? An ever-growing gourd! What did the politically incorrect gardener say to the activist? “Get off my compost pile!” Oberon/December 19th Pun: Why is Oberon so popular on December 19th? Because it’s the shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Laughs and Groans Animal Antics Why did the tiger need a nap? Because it was feeling “roar”d! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “couch potatoo”! My new pet turtle is super trendy. It’s a “millennial” turtle. Why? Because it only comes out of its shell to eat […]
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Dad Jokes for Days Great Dane Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan-Dane! Why are Great Danes so good at politics? Because they’re pros at wagging their tails and barking orders! “Homey” Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane named Homey who loves to […]
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Dad Jokes: Only For the Elite Train-ing for Life Dad: Why did the train stop at the dairy farm? Kid: To pick up the “moo-vers”! Dad: What do you call an adult who still plays with trains? Kid: A grown-up! Esophagus or December 18th? What goes through the middle of Tuesday? Answer: The letter “e”! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest, Cheesiest, Yet Hilarious Collection Mystery Dad Jokes Why did the ? disappear? Because it was a mystery! Why did the Squad go to the haunted house? To solve the mystery of the missing cookies! Nose Puns Why is December 18th the most fragrant day of the year? Because it’s “nosey-day”! Knock-Knock […]
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Why Not Fear Death? Dad Joke about Thanatophobia Why are people with Thanatophobia (fear of death) always so tired? Because they’re always trying to rest in peace. Dad Joke about Thanatophobia and FOMO What do you call someone with Thanatophobia and FOMO (fear of missing out)? A dead party pooper. Pun Joke about Titania Why […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Slow Food, the Man, and More! What is Slow Food? Slow food is all about taking your time and enjoying the simple pleasures of life. And what could be more enjoyable than a good dad joke? The Slow Food Dad Joke Why was the snail so slow? Because it was carrying its […]
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Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The East-West Collision Dad Joke about Southeast Asian: Why did the Vietnamese guy get a job at the library? …Because he was really good at checking out books! Dad Joke about Southeast Asian and Sip: What do you call a Vietnamese person who loves to drink tea? …A sip-vietnamese! Pun Joke about Penis: […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: For the Pun-derful Pet Parents Dad Joke about Bull Terrier Why did the Bull Terrier cross the road? To get to the other “sidekick”! Bull Terrier Jive Joke Why did the Bull Terrier get into trouble with the police? Because he was caught “jivin’”! Puns-a-Plenty What do you call a constipated canal? […]
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Come Hither, Science and Silliness Seekers! Science Dad Joke: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Science-Hip Dad Joke: What do you call a scientist who studies hippos? A hipp-ologist! Lymph Node Pun: What do you call a swollen lymph node? An “I can’t breathe” situation. December 16th Pun: Why is December […]
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Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker. Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery. Holiday Humor What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap. Why are […]
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Feeling the Dad Vibes: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes Offbeat Relationships Why did the hipster couple get married? Because they found each other “underground.” What do you call a couple who drives a car but isn’t married? A parallel relationship. Pun-tastic Holidays and Anatomy Why did the lungs get so excited for December 16th? Because it was […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
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