The Trachea Treatment: Dad Jokes and Bad Puns Trachea Jokes Why did the trachea get lost? Because it didn’t know which way to go! What do you call a trachea that’s always complaining? A whiny airway! Wordplay Wonders Why was the trachea feeling down? Because it had a cough, cough. What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes for the Amusement of the Masses Hedgehog Humor What do you call a hedgehog wearing Crocs? A punk rocker! Why are Gen Z hedgehogs so tech-savvy? Because they have quills for Wi-Fi! Puns and Riddles What did Tethys say when she got a cold? “I’m tide-d!” What do you call December 14th? The […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Priest: An Ordained Minister Who Performs the Sacraments What do you call a priest who always wears a hat? A cardinal! Why was the priest fired? Because he kept baptising people with the wrong wine! Homey the Clown, Associate Why did Homey the Clown get ordained? To perform marriages in a […]
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Dad Jokes and Space Gates: Laughter Through the Stargate Stargate Atlantis Jokes What do you call a Stargate that’s always broken? A “Stargate: Useless.” Why couldn’t the Ancients make a stable wormhole? Because they were too caught up on the “dial-up” speed. How do you make a Stargate joke? You “activate” your humor and “engage” […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Necrophobia Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Death. Death who? The grim reaper with a terrible sense of humor! Urban Joke about Necrophobia What do you call a funeral home in a bad neighborhood? A rough casket joint! Umbilicus Pun Why is a baby’s belly button […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-derful World of Strength Training Humor Strength Training, But Make it Funny “Why did the weightlifter get a trophy? Because he was lifting all the heavy weights!” “What do you call a weightlifter who’s always feeling down? A bummer with dumbbells!” Puns and Charon “What do Charon, the ferryman of the dead, […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-dertaker Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that’s been in the fridge for too long? Sodium bi-carbonate Why did the baking soda get arrested? For making crack-ers Larissa and December 11th Puns What do you call a Russian princess who’s always late? Larissa, because she’s always behind […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Callisto Why did Callisto get lost in the woods? Because it couldn’t see the forest for the Jovian trees! What did Santa say when he visited Callisto? “Ho-ho-ho, I’m here to moon you!” Artery/December 11th Pun Why did the December 11th get arrested? […]
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Dad’s Day Out: Cheesy Jokes and Groan-Worthy Laughs Comfort Food Conundrums “Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it went to the wrong stalk!” “My kid loves mashed potatoes. I guess you could say she’s a ‘real potato masher’!” Punny Posterior Puns “Why did the musician poop in the back seat of a car? Because […]
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Knock Yer Socks Off Dad Jokes for Sci-Fi Geeks and Punsters Puns with a Stargate Twist What do you call an alien with a bad attitude? A Stargate grouch. What do you get when you combine a car and Stargate Atlantis? A driven Wraith. Groan-Worthy Alveoli and December 11th Puns What do you call tiny […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good! Dad Joke: Waqf Administrator Edition Why did the waqf administrator cross the road? To manage the endowments he oversees! Naughty Waqf Administrator Joke What do you call a waqf administrator who always gets into trouble? A misconduct endowment manager! Pancreas Pun What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Clearest Are you ready for a laugh? Dad jokes are here to the rescue – and they’re guaranteed to make you smile, groan, or both! Claustrophobia Jokes: Fear of Confined Spaces “What do you call someone who’s claustrophobic? A closet comedian!” “Why did the claustrophobic gas station worker quit his […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter (Or Groan) Regional President or Governor Jokes Biden: “What do you call a president who can’t dance? A Joe-ker!” Gavin Newsom: “Why did Gavin Newsom ban fireworks? Because he’s the ultimate ‘fire starter’.” Bussin’ Dad Jokes Bussin’ Biden: “Why did Biden take his grandkids on a […]
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Dad Jokes to Dilate Your Capillaries Capillary Jokes Why did the capillary get in trouble? Because it was carrying too much blood! What do you call a capillary that joins a diversity and inclusion initiative? A DEI-vessel! Bladder/December 9th Pun What do you call a bladder that’s full on December 9th? An I-need-to-pee day! Capillary […]
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Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude! […]
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