Prepare to Dad-ify Your Day: A Journey into the Realm of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and “Knock-You-Out” Dad Jokes Alim-azing Dad Jokes: Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other epiphany! What do you call an Alim who’s always making fake claims? A bogus scholar! Nerve-wracking Pun or December 9th De-light: Why are […]
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Dive into the Realm of Dad Jokes: Archbishop, Shade, and…
Dive into the Realm of Dad Jokes: Archbishop, Shade, and a Touch of Randomness Archbishop Jokes: 1. What do you call an archbishop with no shade? A barefaced liar! 2. Why did the archbishop go to the hardware store? To get a new arch-support! Iapetus-December 8th Pun: 3. What do you get when you cross […]
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Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Laughs Regional Cuisine Classics What do you call a pizza in Maine? A “lobster roll!” Why is Texas barbecue so fast? Because it’s a “quick draw!” Goals in a Tasty Pun What do you call a vegan with a goal of eating more meat? A “herbivore in training!” Rectum and […]
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Dad Jokes that are as Bad as Capillaries! Capillary Dad Joke 1 Why don’t capillaries play basketball? Because they’re too small to pass the ball! Capillary Dad Joke 2: Whatever Edition What do you call a capillary that doesn’t care about anything? A “whatever” capillary! Oberon/December 8th Pun Joke Why was Oberon so happy on […]
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Dad Jokes: The Unofficial Emergency Aid Kit for Comedic Relief Humanitarian Aid Worker Edition Why are humanitarian aid workers such good dancers? Because they’re always working with relief! What do you call a humanitarian aid worker who loves beans? A cool-bean-itarian! Earth Day Edition What’s brown, earthy, and keeps getting smaller? December 8th! (Earth Day […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Chuckle) Jokes About Genderfluid What do you call a genderfluid person who loves to sip tea? A sip-fluid! What do you get when you cross a genderfluid person with a cold? You get genderfluid with the sniffles! Pun Jokes Why did the vein get lost? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cardiac Conundrum Cardiovascular Chucklers Why is cardiovascular exercise so good for you? Because it’s a hard act to follow! What do you call a groovy workout? A disco-vascular exercise! Planetary Puns What planet is the best for dancing? Jupiter, because it’s always groovy! What day of the year is the best for […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Rap-Related Dad Jokes Why did the rapper get lost? Because he didn’t know where the beats were! What do you call a rapper who’s always rhyming? A rhyme-stone! Bae-Related Jokes Why did Bae leave the rap concert? Because it was too bae-sic! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Larissa Edition Yo, fellow pun-derful folks! Get ready for a rib-tickling journey with these not-so-bad and totally hilarious dad jokes. Jokes about Larissa What do you call a Larissa who’s always getting into trouble? A Lariss-calator! Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t have her Larissi-pass! Sports Laughs […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza for Word Wizards! Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of groan-worthy and knee-slapping dad jokes that will leave you clutching your sides with laughter! Sunday School Teacher Shenanigans Why did the Sunday school teacher get lost? Because he didn’t follow the Sunday lesson! What do you call a Sunday school teacher who loves […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes About Family Members What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the grandpa fall over? He tripped over his grandson’s leg jokes! Dad Jokes About Snack Time What do you get when you cross a potato with a strawberry? Strawberry […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sting with Laughter Scorpion Jokes Why did the scorpion get fired from his job at the aquarium? Because he kept pinching the fish! Why was the scorpion’s interview for a political position canceled? It was deemed politically incorrect, as they didn’t want any stingers in office. Gum/December 5th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes: The Worst and the Wisest Custodian Jokes: Caution, Pun Intended Why are custodians good at basketball? They know how to keep the floor clean! What do you call a Gen X custodian? A “sweeping” Gen! Pun-Derful Pancreas and December 4th What do you call a pancreas that loves music? Puns-creas! Why is December […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Realm of Dad Jokes! Dad Jokes for International Affairs Enthusiasts Diplomat Joke: Why was the diplomat so good at negotiations? Because he knew how to curry favor! Diplomat Joke (Adulting Related): What’s the diplomat’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf-sinated! Bone-Chilling Puns Bones: What do you call a skeleton that can’t keep […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to State Representative-Themed Pun-derfulness State Representative Jokes Why did the State Representative get lost? Because he didn’t know the “way” to go! What do you call a State Representative who’s always in the shade? A “shade-sponsor!” Trachea or December 4th Pun Joke What do you call a tube that helps you […]
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