Dad Jokes That Will Sweeten Your Day Sugar Jokes: What do you call a pile of sugar that’s really small? A micro-scopic lump of sugar! Why did the sugar get arrested? Because it was a low-carb suspect! Bet-Related Sugar Joke: What did the sugar say to the bet? “I can’t believe you’re going to eat […]
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Dad Jokes: A Liver-tickling Expedition Liver Jokes Why did the…
Dad Jokes: A Liver-tickling Expedition Liver Jokes Why did the liver get fired from its job? Because it wasn’t very “well-done”! What do you call a liver that’s perfectly shaped? A square liver! Ear Jokes What do you call a deer with no ears? Nothing, because it can’t hear you! Why did December 3rd get […]
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Daddy’s Day of Chuckles Hey there, laughter lovers! Gather ’round for a holy dose of dad jokes that will make you chuckle so hard, you’ll be shaking like a tambourine. Liturgical Minister Fun Why did the liturgical minister get red in the face? Because he was ALTARed! What do you call a liturgical minister with […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes: The (Not-So) Fin-tastic Edition Seafood Jokes Why did the oyster get a promotion? Because it was out of its shell! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes for Your Feed (FYP) Why did the crab go to the party? Because it wanted to sea-lebrate! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pharmacy Edition Pharmacist Jokes Why did the pharmacist get lost? Because he took the wrong prescription! What do you call a pharmacist who’s always on the go? A pill-grimage! Bussin’ Jokes Why was the pharmacist’s medication so good? Because it was bussin’! What do you call a pharmacist who makes the best […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Prepare yourself for a chuckle-inducing adventure as we dive into the world of cringe-worthy and downright hilarious dad jokes! Ophidiophobia: The Fear of Snakes Why did the ophidiophobe get lost in the jungle? Because they couldn’t find their way out of the cobra maze! What do you call […]
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Dad Joke Emporium: Jokes to Make You Groan Get Ready for a Bulldog Bonanza Why are bulldogs so good at basketball? Because they have great layups! What do you call a bulldog who always claps back? A paw-sitive talker! Puns to Make You Cringe What do you call Jupiter’s biggest moon? A Gany-made mistake! What’s […]
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Have a Laugh: The Best and Worst Dad Jokes About Gun Control and More Gun Control Jokes Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a gun that’s always in control? A firearm that doesn’t shoot itself in the foot! Related […]
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Waves of Dad Jokes: From Surfing to Pun-derful Surfing Dad Jokes Why did the surfer quit his job? Because he wanted to catch some more waves! What do you call a surfer who’s always lowkey? A mellow rider. Kidney/November 28th Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pea in […]
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Journalist Jokes What do you call a journalist who’s always late? A deadliner. Why did the journalist get fired? Because he couldn’t write a chill story! (Get it?) Pun Jokes Why did the veins get angry? They were feeling very vein. What do you call November 27th? Blackvein […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Spider Jokes Why did the spider wear a bow tie? Because it was going to a formaldehyde party. What did the spider say to his bae? You’re the bae of my web. Pun Jokes What do you call a moon that’s spying on you? Gany-looker. What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Looking for a chuckle? Here’s a roundup of dad jokes that will either make you groan or laugh out loud. Bad Dad Jokes “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” … Fsh. “Why did the scarecrow win an award?” … Because he was outstanding […]
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Monkeying with Dad Jokes: Laughter Capuchin-Style Capuchin Monkey Dad Jokes: Why did the Capuchin monkey cross the road? To get to the other “see”-de! What do you call a Capuchin monkey that’s been ignored? Ghosted monkey. Despina or November 25th Pun: What do you call the Greek sea nymph who’s celebrating her birthday? Despina-tive! Why […]
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Corny Dad Jokes for Foundation Lovers Foundation Dad Joke: Why did the foundation contractor get fired? Because he couldn’t lay the ground work! Foundation Stupid Joke: What do you call a foundation that’s stuck in a ditch? A grounded foundation! Pneumonia/November 25th Pun: What do you call a holiday celebrated with congestion? November 25th! (Pneumonia) […]
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