Dad Jokes: The Software Developer Edition Software Developer Dad Joke: Why did the software developer get lost? Because he couldn’t find the mainframe. Software Developer Satire Dad Joke: Why was the software developer so good at debugging? Because he had a “fix-it” mentality. Titan/November Pun: What is a Titan on November 25th? Turkey Day’s largest […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good Mercury Madness Why did Mercury get lost in space? Because he didn’t have a map! (Not-very-good) What do you get when you cross Mercury with a scooter? Scootury! (Dad joke gold) Pun Intended What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Neptune pun) What’s another name for […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Brains Rot Away! Walking Dead Dad Jokes What do you call a zombie that can’t walk? A sit-down comic! Why did the grunge-loving zombie get lost? Because he couldn’t find his flannel shirt! Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call a vagina that’s always cold? A fridge-inator! What do you […]
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Dad Joke Digest: Unraveling the Mystery of Decluttering Decluttering: Unmasking the Dad Joke Enigma What do you call a pile of clothes you can’t throw away? A “heap of indecisiveness”! Why did the house say to the bag of clutter? “You’re getting a little too ‘Homey’ for me!” Tongue vs. November 24th: The Pun-Off What […]
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Dad Jokes: A Treasurer’s Tale State Treasurer Jokes What’s a State Treasurer’s favorite type of music? Bills. What do you call a State Treasurer who’s always falling asleep? A dozing depository. Why did the State Treasurer get so buff? Because he was constantly lifting weights (bills). What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? […]
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Grip Your Gags: Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Funny Bone Trypophobia: The Joke-opolis Why did the person with trypophobia run away from the bubble wrap? The holes were freaking them out! What do you call trypophobia when you’re trying to relax? Take a chill pill, lotus flower! Punny Paradigms What do you call a […]
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Arachnophobia: The Dad Joke Fiesta Hold on tight, folks! Get ready for a web of dad jokes that will make you laugh until your legs fall off. About Arachnophobia: Why did the spider cross the road? To get to the webbed site! Whatever + Arachnophobia: What do you call a spider that can’t decide where […]
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Dad Joke Delicacies: A Culinary Odyssey Global Cuisine Conundrums Why did the chef cancel his Mediterranean cooking class? Because he was feta up! What do you call a Mexican dish that’s difficult to excavate? Enchilada in the hole! Unearthed Puns What do you call a three-headed dog that guards the underworld? Ker-bury! Why is November […]
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Dad Jokes: A Tail of Laughter Animal Care Humor Why did the animal caretaker quit his job? Because he couldn’t bear the grizzly situation! What do you call a square animal caretaker? A vet-equilateral! Palatable Puns What’s the difference between your palate and November 23rd? One’s a roof of your mouth, and the other is […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (or Groovy) Dad Jokes on Earth and in Space Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Joke 1: Why was the Battlestar Galactica so hard to destroy? Answer: Because it was a-peel-ing to enemy fire. Joke 2: What do you call a Battlestar Galactica that’s been groovy? Answer: A funky ship. […]
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Dad Jokes: Sweet As Honey Honey Jokes What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A honey-bee-sway! Why was the bee banned from the restaurant? Because it kept making honey of a mess! Basic Dad Joke Honey Edition What do you call a beehive with no honey? A bee-foreclosure! Pun Joker […]
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Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition Dad jokes are like a fine wine… they get better with age. And just like wine, some are better than others. Larissa Jokes Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t know which way to spruce. What do you call Larissa with a degree in theology? A […]
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Open Up Your Mind and Laugh: Dad Jokes for Ethically Non-Monogamous Thinkers Ethical Non-Monogamy Dad Joke: “Why did the ethical non-monogamist join a polyamorous commune?” “Because they wanted to open up their relationships and share the wealth.” Ethical Non-Monogamy Stupid Joke Dad Joke: “What do you call an ethical non-monogamist who only dates people with […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Lingerie Jokes: Why did the lingerie model get lost? She couldn’t find her way out of her bra! What do you call a grandma who wears lingerie? A “bralder” boomer. Hair/November 20th Pun: What is a hair stylist’s favorite holiday? November 20th – National Split Ends […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paramedic Edition and Beyond Grab a cup of joe and get ready for some hilarious dad jokes that are sure to cure your boredom and make you groan with glee! Paramedic Jokes Why can’t a paramedic perform CPR on a skeleton? Because there’s no body to rescue! What does a Gen X […]
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