Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Laugh) Caribbean Dad Jokes: Why do Caribbeans love coconut water? Because it’s their go-to juice! Why are gen Zers in the Caribbean so obsessed with phones? Because they can’t put down their i-islands! Puns: What do you call tiny blood vessels that get angry? Cap-illaries! What happened […]
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Dad Jokes and Home Decor: A Guide to Laughter and…
Dad Jokes and Home Decor: A Guide to Laughter and Groans Decorative Decisions * Why did the carpet wear sunglasses? Because it was too bright! Scootin’ with Style * What did the floor say to the rug? “Scoot over, I’m feeling crowded!” Puns of the Ages * What do you call a satellite that’s feeling […]
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Dad Jokes: The Home Improvement Edition Home Maintenance Hijinks “What do you call a handyman who’s always getting distracted? A ‘tool-lerant’!” Totally Related “Why did the carpenter hire a mime? He needed someone to ‘saw’ wood silently!” Mercury Madness “Mercury loves November 14th because it’s his ‘heavy metal birthday’!” Knock-Knock Knockdown “Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Cure Your Arithmophobia (Fear of Numbers) Fear of Numbers Jokes: What do you call someone with arithmophobia? A number chicken! I’m so afraid of numbers, I can’t even count to 10 without getting scared! Arithmophobia and Gnarly Jokes: Why are gnarly numbers so scary? Because they’re full of arithmophobia! What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Cringe Lingerie Jokes “What do you call lingerie that’s not very revealing? A ‘mystery novel’!” “My wife bought me some lingerie that was so bodacious, it made my jaw drop… and I just couldn’t pick it back up!” Pun Jokes “What do you call a salivary gland […]
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Dad Jokes: Cardinals, Tubularity, and More Cardinal Jokes Why did the cardinal get a library card? To check out worm books! What do you call a cardinal who keeps falling off the branch? A tubular cardinal! Miranda/November 13th Pun What is Miranda doing on November 13th? Storing her Miranda rights! Cardinal Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Regional Councilor or Assembly Member Jokes What do you call a regional councilor who’s always sleeping on the job? A snooze-member! Why did the assembly member get arrested? For assembly-ing an illegal gathering. “Dude” Jokes What do you call a dude who can’t keep a secret? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Veggie Tales Dad Joke: Vegetarian Why did the vegetarian get lost in the grocery store? Because they couldn’t resist the aisle of temptation! Vegetarian-Lowkey Dad Joke What do you call a vegetarian who’s not very forthcoming? A lowkey vegan. Phobos/November 13th Pun What do you call a moon that’s terrified of […]
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Oh My Aching Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Groovy Hemorrhoid Humor Prepare yourself for a bumpy ride through the realm of dad jokes, where puns and groans reign supreme. Hold on tight as we dive headfirst into the world of hemorrhoids, groovy vibes, and silly surprises. Hemorrhoid-Tastic Jokes Why did the hemorrhoid cross the road? To […]
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Pun-tastic Dad Jokes for the Animated Soul Animation Dad Joke: Why was the animator so good at telling jokes? Because he had a “toon” of experience! Animation Dad Joke (Urban Flavor): Why did the cartoon character get arrested? For having outstanding warrants for his “Looney Tunes”! Puns on the Run: Anal Canal: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Linux Jokes What do you call a sad Linux user? A bummer. What does a Linux kernel say when it’s overwhelmed? “I’m outta here!” Bummer Jokes Why did the bummer get a haircut? Because he was tired of having a bad hair day. What do you […]
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Why Do Jokes Love the Pituitary Gland? The pituitary gland, a tiny bean-shaped organ at the base of the brain, controls many bodily functions. But did you know it’s also a dad joke magnet? Dad Jokes About the Pituitary Gland What do you call a pituitary gland that’s always getting into trouble? A hypo-mischief! Why […]
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Salt-ay Dad Jokes Question: What do you call salt that’s been to prison? Answer: Con-salt Question: What do you call salt that’s really good at dancing? Answer: Skibidi salt Palate Question: Why don’t they play poker on November 11th? Answer: Because it’s a holiday for the palette! Knock-Knock Knock Knock Who’s there? Salt Salt who? […]
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Dad Jokes: Laughter Guaranteed, Pun-ishment Not Included Prepare to groan and giggle as we dive into the world of dad jokes, where puns reign supreme and wordplay knows no bounds! Male-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a male who can’t keep a secret? A gossip guy. What do you call a male who’s always […]
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Why Dads’ Jokes Are Actually Genius Relationship Jokes That Turn the Tables: “Why did the husband say he couldn’t fix the marriage? Because he was at his wit’s lend.” “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you want is a royal flush. But after a while, you just learn to play […]
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