Daddy’s Delightful Dad Jokes: A Gastronomic and Pun-derful Adventure BBQ Sauce Bonanza Why is BBQ sauce always a winner? Because it’s a grate marinade! What do you call a redneck who loves BBQ sauce? A slow cooker! Historical Humbuggery Why was Despina banned from the December 9th party? Because she was too December-pressing! Knock-Knock Nuances […]
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Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Laughs Regional Cuisine Classics What do you call a pizza in Maine? A “lobster roll!” Why is Texas barbecue so fast? Because it’s a “quick draw!” Goals in a Tasty Pun What do you call a vegan with a goal of eating more meat? A “herbivore in training!” Rectum and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Best and the Wurst for Yorkshire Terrier Lovers Yorkshire Terrier Jokes: What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier that’s always getting into trouble? A Yorkie-doodle-dum. Why did the Yorkshire Terrier get a job as a DJ? Because he’s a true terrier-fic musician! Pun Jokes: What do you call a space dog with […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Roll Over (With Laughter) Food for Thought: Street Food Jokes Why did the street vendor get a loan? To buy a new mobile kitchen! What do you call a street food vendor who’s always running out of stock? A disappearing act! Parenting Puns: Street Food Edition My toddler loves […]
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Headline: Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dad Jokes! Snacks What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the snack attack the vending machine? Because it was hungry for change! Stupid Jokes What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time! Teeth/November 30th Why don’t dentists make jokes on […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Good to Totally Hilarious Accountant Jokes Why did the accountant get lost? Because he didn’t have his balance sheet. What do you call an accountant who can’t count? Totally lost! Pun Jokes Why did the nail polish go to the doctor? It had a nail problem. What do you call a turkey on […]
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Dad Jokes: The Soup Kitchen of Humor Soup Jokes: Why did the soup run away from the spoon? Because it was afraid of being eaten! What do you call soup that’s always on the run? Alphabet soup! Gen Alpha Soup Joke: Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like soup? Because it’s not digitally native. Pun Joke: […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringiest and Coolest Alternative Relationship Dad Jokes What do you call an alternative couple with no kids? A child-free zone. What do you call a GOAT in an alternative relationship? A spiffy billy goat. Punny Navel/November 25th Joke What do you get when you combine a belly button and a holiday? A […]
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Dad Jokes for Days, Patching Up Your Laughs with Quilting Quips Quilting Calamities Why did the quilt feel down? Because it was too threadbare! What’s a quilter’s biggest bummer? When their quilting project bombs! Umbriel Umbrella Joke What do you call Ariel’s father in November? Umbriel-la! Knock-Knock, Quilter’s Edition Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quilt. Quilt […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Hiss With Delight Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes: What do you call a snake that’s afraid of heights? A vertigo-viper! Why did the snake cross the library? To borrow some ophidiophobias! Ophidiophobia Historical Humor: In ancient Egypt, they had a special hieroglyph for “snake fear.” It looked like a trembling man […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Really Funny, and What Do You Call a Joke That’s Not Very Good? Brain Stem Jokes Why did the brain stem cross the road? To get to the other neuron! What do you call a brain stem that’s too salty? A salt-n-synapse! Europa or November 21st Pun What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ti-Teeth-ing of Comedy Tethys Jokes Why did Tethys, the ancient ocean goddess, run for office? Because she wanted to make waves! What did Tethys say to her nosy best friend, Brat? “Get out of my ocean!” Punny Jokes What do you call a mouth full of sore teeth? A toothache! What do […]
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Prepare to Be Amused: Dad Jokes Galore! Ba’al Machshava: The Source of Pun-ishment Why did Ba’al Machshava get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t tree-t himself! What’s Ba’al Machshava’s favorite snack? Cheeze-its, duh! Nix or November 15th: The Pun-intended What do you call a month that flies by? Nix-ember! Why was November 15th so […]
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Dad Jokes for the Eco-Conscious Sustainable Cuisine: The Pun-derful Flavors of Green Eating Why is sustainable cuisine so popular? Because it’s the future of our planet! What do you call an animal that eats only plant-based food? A vegetarian! Pun-derful Puns for Animal Puns What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy […]
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Dad Jokes: Culinary Disasters and Workplace Wit Chef Jokes What do you call a chef who’s always late? A “Master Chef”ter procrastinator! Why did the chef get fired from the restaurant? Because he kept serving “beef” rolls! Workplace Wit What do you call a chef who leaves work early? A “sous chef.” Why did the […]
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