Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Scary Side of Horror Horror Humor What do you call a demon with a bad attitude? A hell-raiser! Why did the werewolf get lost? Because he didn’t know the path of least resistance! Gnarly Dad Jokes What do you get when you cross a zombie and a gnarly surfer? A gnarled flesh-eating […]
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Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes…
Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan or Grin Vietnamese Dad Jokes What do you call a Vietnamese person who’s always late? Pho later! What do you call a Vietnamese person who’s always bussin’? Phockin’ awesome! Europa and October 31st Pun Jokes Why did Europa go to the Halloween party? To dress up as the moon’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest and Punniest Mac-n-Cheese Madness What do you call Mac and cheese that’s been ignored? Ghosted. Why did the Mac and cheese cross the road? To get to the cheesy side! Liver or October 31st? What do you call liver that’s been chopped and diced? Liverwurst. Why is October 31st the worst […]
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Dad Jokes: A Culinary Delight (or Disaster) Prepare yourself for a gastronomic adventure filled with groan-worthy puns and side-splitting quips. Hold on tight as we embark on this hilarious journey through the world of classic cuisine and dad jokes. Classic Cuisine Jokes for the Ages Chicken Parmesan: “Why was the chicken Parmesan crossing the road? […]
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Dad Jokes and Paleo Tales: A Hilarious Expedition Paleo Jokes: Why did the Paleo person avoid gluten? Because it’s not bread-worthy! What do you call a Paleo caveman who’s always cold? A chill-asaurus Rex! Styx or October 30th Puns: What do you call a Styx song that’s really scary? A boat to the afterlife! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl (or Chihuahua) Chihuahua Jokes Why are Chihuahuas so small? Because they get Collie-d! What do you call a Chihuahua that’s always on the go? A rad Chihuahua! Styx and October 29th Puns Why was Styx banned from October 29th? Because they were caught Trick-Or-Treating After Midnight! What do […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Grotesque and Hilarious Hillarity Snackalicious Dad Jokes What do you call a broken bag of Doritos? “Nacho problem!” What did the cheese say to the cracker? “You got me wrapped around your finger!” Groovy Snack Jokes Why did the hippie burn his popcorn? Because it was far out! Bladder or October 29th Puns […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paleolithic Edition Paleo Punchlines What do you call a caveman who always eats Paleo? A raw deal! Why did the Paleo dad get mad at his son? Because he caught him eating a carb! GOAT Jokes What do you call a Paleo athlete who always wins? A GOAT! Why did the Paleo […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Cry with Laughter (or Shame) Hypothalamus Humor What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always hot? A thermo-head! Why did the hypothalamus join Wicked? Because it wanted to be part of the ElphaBA crew! Pun-derful Puns Why was the sweat gland so embarrassed? Because it got caught sweating the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the So-Bad-They’re-Good Group Marriage Jokes What do you call a group marriage with three people? A thri-some! Why did the group marriage get cold? Because they had a chill out! Liver and October 25th Pun What’s the difference between your liver and October 25th? One is your liver, the other is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Orange Edition Feeling a little “orange” today? We’ve got some dad jokes that will have you “peel”ing with laughter! Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana? Workplace Wit: “I ordered an orange juice at work today, and my boss ‘squeezed’ me for every last drop!” Gums or October 23rd? “What do you […]
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Ice Cream-ily Dad Jokes… Sweet and Slightly Sour! Ice Cream: A Chilling Conundrum Why did the ice cream truck run out of money? Because it spent too much dough! Ice Cream and Nature’s Symphony What do you call a polar bear eating an ice cream cone? A snowcone! Liver-ly Pun What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: Avocado Oil Edition Avocado Oil Jokes What’s the best thing about avocado oil? It’s always ripe for the taking! Why did the avocado oil get into a fight? Because it was being a brat! Artery or October 22nd Pun Joke Why did the doctor recommend eating avocado oil for my arteries? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Laugh and Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about American What do you call a lazy kangaroo from America? A pouch potato! Salty American Dad Joke Why did the American spy get fired? Because he was caught eating French fries. Punny Earth or October 22nd Dad Joke What is the […]
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