Dad Jokes: A Shepherd’s Delight Tell me a Dad Joke about Shepherd Why did the shepherd cross the road? To get his fleece on the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Shepherd related to Whatever What do you call a shepherd who sings karaoke? A baaaaaa-d singer! Add a pun joke about either Pluto […]
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Dad Jokes: The Solo Poly Edition Solo Poly Dad Jokes…
Dad Jokes: The Solo Poly Edition Solo Poly Dad Jokes What does a solo polyamorist do for a hobby? Solo dancing. Why did the solo polyamorist get elected to office? Because they had a lot of “represented” relationships. Witty Puns What do you call a belly button that’s a huge fan of the holiday season? […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Beverage Bonanza for All Ages Beverage Bonanza Why did the coffee run away? Because it was hot on its heels! What do you call a soda that’s been in the sun for too long? A sun-soda! Gen Alpha Buzz What do you call a Gen Alpha kid who loves tea? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you call a plumber who’s always getting into trouble? A pipe-dreamer! I called a plumber to fix my sink. He came in, took one look, and said, “Lowkey, this is gonna be a nightmare.” Tongue-in-Cheek Puns What do you call a tongue that’s always getting into […]
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Dad Jokes: Larissa, Beans, and Beyond Larissa Jokes Why is Larissa so good at bowling? Because she always strikes out! What do you call a Larissa who loves to cook? A Larissa bean! Phoebe/December 22nd Pun What do Phoebe Buffay and December 22nd have in common? They both have “sis” in them! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Divine Dad Jokes: A Comedic Chronicle of Ba’al Haggadah Ba’al Haggadah Humor What kind of party did Ba’al Haggadah throw? A sedar! What did Ba’al Haggadah use to cut the unleavened bread? A matzah-cutter! Highkey Hijinks Why did Ba’al Haggadah make a highkey joke? Because he wanted to be extra! What did Ba’al Haggadah say […]
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Dad-tastic Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about Nereid What do you call a Nereid who loves to dig? Dig-it-all-is! Why did the Nereid get hired at the construction site? Because she was Dig-it-ally qualified! Pun Jokes Why did the epiglottis get lost on December 22nd? Because it couldn’t remember where it was […]
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Dad Jokes or Dad Groans? The Plains and the Painful Jokes Plains’ Liaisons Why did the plainsman get lost? Because he didn’t have any maps, just No Cap. Lymph-hatic Puns What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always full? A bloated tube. December 22nd Holiday Ho-Ho-Hoax What do you call the day after Christmas […]
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Dive into Laughter with Hilarious Dad Jokes: A Swimming Humorfest Swimming Dad Joke: Why did the swimmer wear goggles? Because they couldn’t see where they were going! The Man and Swimming Dad Joke: Why did The Man jump into the swimming pool? To make a big splash in the world! Dione or December 22nd Pun […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Dad Jokes: A Calculated Folly Dad Jokes about Math: A Sum-mary of Mishaps “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!” “What do you call a math teacher who can’t stop talking? A pro-tractor.” Square-ly Miscalculated “Why did the square go to the doctor? Because it had a square root problem!” […]
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Dad Jokes for Aviation Enthusiasts and Beyond Plane Jokes What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A groundhog. Why did the airplane get a cold? It couldn’t stop coughing! Plane and Sip Why do planes prefer to sip water instead of soda? Because it’s flat! Mars or December 22nd Pun What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Forgetful Galatea Jokes Why did Galatea become a sculptor? Because she was always shaping up! I heard that Galatea is getting a new flip phone. Catch you on the flip side! Hair Pun What do you call a hairstyle that’s always on the calendar? A December 22nd […]
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Dad Jokes: Candy and Beyond Candy What do you call a candy bar that’s always in trouble? A disorderly conduct. Why did the candy bar lose its job? Because it kept getting licks! Hits Different What do you call a candy that’s changed its tune? A hits different-y bar. Why did the song about candy […]
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Dad Jokes: Howler Monkeys, Puns, and Monkey Business Tell me a Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys: Why are howler monkeys so loud? Because they have nothing to “howl” about! Another Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys and Jive: What do you call a howler monkey who can talk in slang? A “jive howler”! Pun Joke about […]
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